Sarcastically-Me

History has been made, ladies and gentlemen. History has been made.

2011-08-21T04:24:00.000-07:00

02/8/2011. The Second of August, 2011.

Remember this day folks. Remember it.

For it is the day, a new word has been invented!

What makes even more special, is that moi invented it.

It ~~should~~ shall hereafter be written in the great books of history:

On the second of August, 2011, the word 'Bocket' has been invented by Jean ____ .

Now you don't even think about googling that word for its definition.

Because this is the only place you'll ever find out what it means.

Which I shall now proceed to do so.

Bocket

[Bock-it] (This, my dear ladies and gentlemen, is the pronunciation of the word)

- Noun

1. The love child of an ordinary plastic bottle and a rocket. Usually produced in science experiments, when a scientist, for reasons best known to himself, decides to design a rocket, using a bottle and assorted unknown objects. Like tape. And paper.

And a flatulent hamster.

I'm just pulling your leg about the hamster. Bockets don't need farting hamsters.

At least I think they don't.

Anyway, as of today, I will make it a point to include a new word for every new blog entry.

Partly because I feel that its an absolutely scrumptious idea and partly because I feel this blog needs to have a purpose besides me droning on about my faults.

TTBYT(Tata by yours truly)

- Still dying from my it's-way-more-serious-than-it-sounds cough.

Whimsical fancies of a Blue Moon

2011-08-19T23:02:00.000-07:00

So here goes.

when the blue moon rose,
time stopped
pigs flew
every dream i thought unachievable
came true
that night,
reality lost the battle.

A short poem composed by yours truly.

Now despite my aspiration to become a top notch veterinarian,

I'm more of a artsy fartsy language person.

Confession:

My childhood dream was to become a writer.

This lasted for about the span of a year,

before it switched to selling pets in a pets store.

Then a zoo keeper.

Then an artist.

You get the idea.

But seriously, if I had the potential to become a writer,

I'd turn it into a part time job or something.

Now if you want to see what real potential writers write like,

take a look at this story.

Written by a ~~friend~~ (former).

Note: This story is advised not to read by kids under the age of 15 or the fainthearted.

In Pairs, Or Not At All

They meet on a sheer cliff overlooking the sea, for the last time.

It's the kiss that does it for him. She runs into his arms, eyes boring into his chest so he can't see into her head. She threads her slender hands around his tree-trunkish neck and tiptoes as his head tilts to the right and kisses him passionately. But from the slow, purposeful way she withdraws, he knows its over before he opens his eyes. She draws away from him to an arm’s length, inserts her hand into her mouth and starts to pull. First, the small dangling globule of flesh at where mouth merges into windpipe, then her throat, her stomach, her intestines. He had moved to stop her, but then he looked into her eyes and starts to tear. Gingerly, then with increasing force, like how a magician pulls out an endless string of cloth from the cavern of his hat, he helps her dredge herself from the inside out, some part of him knowing that she cannot do it alone. Then there's nothing left holding her up but the curve of her backbone and the strength in his arms. She bites off the end of her large intestine and ties it into a knot, like how a doctor did to her umbilical cord worlds ago, and sets it back into her. She smiles weakly and starts to fold; he sets her down gently, her bottom settling into her leathery stomach with her feet outstretched. They are both soaked in blood. He closes his eyes and imagines it could just be the damp, coarse mist of the salty sea settling upon skin. But it has its own texture, the slight tension of a second skin. She breathes in and can almost smell the iron in her blood rusting from the sea's abrasive spite towards anything that mimics its ageless age. She glances at him and knows he smells it too; the difference is that she still wears that wan smile and he does not. He wants to know why. She rummages through her organs strewn over the rocks in a pool of blood, picks up her throat and massages out her larynx; strands of honey streaming from her fingers. He lies down and cradles his head in her lap as naturally as he draws breath. She holds her vocal box with her left hand as if it wrapped in cream velvet a wedding ring, and the chords become her lyre. Her right plucks away every word whose meaning had lost its way from her head to her mouth, every word she wanted to but could not bring herself to say to him, and every word she never uttered, not even in the safety of her treacherous head. He does not want to hear, but he knows he has to listen, needs to listen as he has never listened before to not miss a single syllable. So he hangs on for dear life, arms around her torso (but not too hard in case she deflates like a limp balloon) and buries his face in the warmth of her crotch, as she strums the wordless song without words, the song of all that ever was, all that is, and all that could ever be against the crashing of the waves hundreds of feet down. It goes in for hours, days, weeks or months but the sun stands still for them, tiptoeing over the horizon to catch every last strand.

And then it is over. He looks back up into her face to see her framed by the once again setting sun like an angel, and with the voice if a frightened child asks if it’s safe to go to sleep. She starts to weep now, every so gently. Clutching her vocal chords, she says with her eyes and her smile that you don't have to be afraid of the darkness, for once it's yours, it’s warm and comforting, and you are never alone. He wears that wan smile now, a wan smile curious to all in the universe but them. He reaches up and strokes her face for the last time, looking into those disturbingly deep black eyes, eyes so dark everything else looks a shade brighter. Satisfied, he rests his head on the lap again, facing up. She gently presses her lips onto his forehead, before alighting like a bird abandoning its roost, wanting to feel its softness for the last time. She dips her left index and middle finger into the pool of blood again; as if drawing curtains to a close, she draws his eyelids shut by draping her fingertips along its edge, binding them with the adhesive of her blood. He is asleep now and so far into sleep that he is beyond this world now, detached from this stream of time. She reaches her right hand into the small of her back, fingers a scar, exploring the ridge of the keloid. Grimacing, she ruptures the keloid and reaches in, grasping her fingers around corrugated metal and drawing it out, as if unsheathing an ancient blade, Excalibur coaxed from its anvil because it the person it was destined for is finally ready. The pain crushes her entire torso, but it is a familiar pain, and feels so satisfying, so wholesome. It is a derelict, thoroughly rusted iron blade, its pockmarked texture making it seem like a chunk of coral from the deep sea that had been broken off and wandered onto the shore, with its travails etched upon it like braille. She turns it around in both hands, feeling its weight, with faintly surprise at how much it has changed inside her, thinking of how much it has changed her. She grips it with one hand; it draws blood as it should, its edge not one of rust but acid. She takes his shirt by the collar and runs down the blade along its length. It parts like warm butter. His bare chest is not rock hard, but compressed plasticine, with slight travel to the touch, as with her left fingertips she feels the cresting of waves as his chest rises and falls, and feels the cushioned double thump of every heartbeat. Deftly now, she cuts the better half of a waning gibbous into his left chest just above where his heart is, the blade eroding skin from flesh from lung from bone. She slips her left hand under the slip of skin and clutches his heart; when it pulses it molds to fill the contours of her hand, each pulse an assertion. She has no reply to it. She feels sorry, but that is irrelevant for she has committed to this long ago, from the moment the blade had pierced her back and lodged itself. Her left keeping the flap of flesh open, she saws away at the aorta, which resists like a tendon that does not yield to teeth, and his heart starts to race, thrashing furiously. But as even the greatest trees are taken down by the teeth of a chainsaw, the veins are ruptured and severed, and blood gushes to fill in the cavity. His blood smells like proper blood, fresh and alive. She goes clockwise, working on the pulmonary arteries, then pulmonary veins, then the inferior and superior vena cava. They all yield, one by one, but his heart only throbs harder in defiance. It’s a rootless tree, nothing left tethering it to its person. It squirms in its cavity, shifting and sloshing about, spewing blood then inhaling it back in. She marvels, almost afraid. She picks it up, or tries to; it is insanely heavy. She goes onto her knees and braces herself, using what’s left of her entire body to leverage, to lift this terrible weight. Teeth clenched she throws herself against the sky, with her muscles ripping apart like Velcro and tendons fraying she wrenches it out, inch by inch, until it crests the rim of its crater and rolls off his chest onto the stone floor. It lands with the sound of certainty, neither stone nor heart yielding. She motions to lie down, totally drained. Instead she shifts his head off her lap and takes out her stomach from under her butt, laying it beside her, away from him. With her blade she slits it open, and inserts her right hand. It burns like liquid fire. She doesn't care anymore; she has already watched her world go up in flames, till there was nothing left but a pyre which she herself was consumed by. She stomachs the pain, rummaging for what she must find. She pricks her finger upon it, grips it and takes it out. It's a giant fish bone; five and a half inches long, dull ivory and thin. The skin on her hands is limp and wrinkled, as if she has been swimming for too long, raw and tender. With this hand she lifts up a lock of hair , and at the roots she uses her blade to cut it off. There's no need to jerk it; it just parts. She twines roughly twenty strands into one and loops it around her fish bone. She moves to be oppositely parallel to him, and starts to sew up the gaping wound. Starting with the corner of the waning gibbous, she starts to sew up the wound. She is not rushed, but swift; the blood is starting to congeal. The needle is unwieldy but she manages. It's decidedly patchwork, quilt like. She is less sewing up the wound than sewing it onto him. The waning gibbous is now a smile, now a silver, now a new moon. It's now marked by its silhouette in black thread. She runs a finger along it, feeling each ridge and crest as if it were her own; and it is, actually. She looks upon him, her unfortunate lover, but she has no more tears to shed, not for him.

She goes instead to his heart. It's still convulsing with so much force it lifts itself off the ground with every thump. Using her whole body weight again, she rolls it along till it reaches the pile of her organs. She takes her lungs and unfurls it like a blanket, so that her heart is revealed. It is like a fish that has been out of water for too long; too weak to flop, merely twitching sporadically, on the verge of death. She looks at it and feels wretched. It doesn't respond, too confused and too concerned with remembering to softly jerk. She sets her lungs and her heart next to his heart on the stone plateau, and heaves his heart with both hands till it is next to hers. The difference couldn't be more stark. And then she waits. His heart grows aware to her heart's presence, so faint it is. His sidles up to hers, as if tentatively recognising hers. Hers starts to beat slightly faster, slightly harder, as if trying to tell his heart something. His slows then starts beating faster and faster, racing along and bouncing, bouncing to words and a prospect it has never felt before. His veins and aorta reaches for hers, and they start to merge. His beats slow down as hers speeds up, till they are on the same frequency and are beating as one. Like Siamese twins growing back into each other, they convulse and twist until they are parallel, still joined at the aorta, and the walls between them start to part and merge into each other until they are one, in a pseudo double circulatory system. They form a contorted figure of eight, an infinite loop. Their beat is steady, assured. She picks it up now; it is so much lighter, as if they now carry the burden each others weight, relieving the both of them. It swells to fill in her hands, overflowing with life. She smiles achingly wide, setting it back into her lungs, wrapping it up reverently.

She takes her intestines and pushes them back down into her. Her mouth extrapolates itself so she can stuff it back down, hungrily and greedily. She has had enough of feeling hollow. Next goes her throat, so she can swallow her lungs and her heart that comes after. She places her tongue back where it belongs, and starts to laugh despairingly, just because she can. She's almost done. She uses her blade to cut out a section of her stomach as large as her hand, and painfully swallows the rest of her stomach down. The bile burns her throat on the way down, as if she has viomitted. She braces herself for what comes next. Again she cuts a lock of hair and twines it together around her fish bone. Putting the flap over her mouth and nose, she starts to sew it onto her face. It hurts like fuck. The experience of sewing up her face is novel and strangely satisfying because it hurts so much, and the fact that she can't see what she's doing but can only estimate the distances between her needle's insertions with the breadth of her index makes it even more disconcerting. She can tell it's a clumsy job without seeing it but she makes do. She's halfway done when she starts to cry again; the novelty has worn off and it just hurts like fuck, to pierce the fish bone again and again into her face and pulling the length of it out. She looks down and looks at him and carries on; she knows which one of them has the easier fate. When the last loop is tied she cuts it off, again, like how she's cut everything else off. With the flap stitched over her mouth and nose she's starved of oxygen and -she's eight thousand feet up in the atmosphere. Her steps are uncertain; as if she's walking on a stark mountain ridge of sheet ice. She walks slowly to the edge, weaving along a straight line, to the edge. She looks down and the white cresting of the waves look like the white specks of clouds far down below; she's still on that mountain top, where everything is so far away, where she's so alone. But she'll never be alone from now on. She leans into the wind and falls off the cliff and is

flying. From her elevation it takes so long; she can hear the joy whistling through every strand of hair that she has left and the lightness of her body she has never ever felt nor known it could feel this liberating. It's a long and gentle fall, and when she finally approaches, ready, the waves part for her and she is dashed on the rocks, to be carried away by the current, drifting like tumbleweed, aimlessly wandering through the desert of the seabed. She waits for the day when the sun rends the atmosphere and evaporates the sea as if it were a puddle, for someone to stumble upon her, to prise her open like an oyster and discover the universe encapsulated inside her when all else has faded.

He's a pearl diver. When the sky is the deeply bruised purple of predawn, he heads out for the rocky shores in his little wooden boat with an inboard engine. The sea is fairly calm, but unsociably algid. He prefers it this way, really. He dons a full body suit with gloves and a machete and dives into the waters to chip off oysters from the rocks. He doesn't bother to use an scuba tank; it would only slow him down. His lungs are a cavernous mass, hollow things with enough space inside to hold everything yet nothing at all, so he can dive into the darkness for minutes on end. There he fumbles blindly, counting on the feel of his fingertips, and hacks off oysters embedded into the rock bed. He'll gather as much as he can, storing them in a pouch until he finally surfaces and breathes again. This process is repeated until he's spent. Then he climbs aboard and heads back for land. It's usually morning by now, and without fail he catches the sunrise within the vastness of his irises. He has a little cottage by the shore. It's little because he lives there alone. On the his front porch, by the beach, he'll start to crack open the oysters to see which ones have pearls inside, excavates the pearl and dumps them into a cloth lined bucket. The rest of the oysters he chucks into another to sell it later in the nearest town a few miles away. Such amazing things pearls are. Shit, mucus and tears all coagulating around a foreign kernel(a grain of sand, a speck of dust, anything), and lacquers it, veneers it until it becomes an opaque pearl with such a sheen that the oyster can see its own reflection in introspection. But he knows better; this invading kernel has consumed the oyster. Instead of burying the kernel, the kernel has become the focal point where lacquer, soft flesh and brittle shell blossom around, the oyster merely an extension of that shard. So when he is on the shore plucking plastic spherical flowers from their cocoon of withered leaves, he's not really on the shore, but still scouring the seabed in complete darkness with hands grasping and lungs burning, scouring desperately for all that's left of his worth.

He is looking for something more precious than pearls.

Sigh. I wish I could write that well.

In the meantime,

what I can do is to keep on striving to reach the standards of such awe-inspiring works such as this.

I know that my feeble poem pales in comparison to a mighty work of art such as this,

but I'll keep composing them.

Tata by yours truly-

Languishing individual nursing an absolutely horrid cough.

Its a loooot worse than it sounds, trust me.

Nursing an absolutely horrid cough/allergytodust/allergytopollen

Procrastination , thy master , I submit to thee

2011-06-07T08:23:00.000-07:00

She sits there, the very picture of calm and serenity
No, that is arrogance and exaggeration speaking.
It is laziness, or sloth, personified.
Sprawled in a rather un-maidenly fashion
hair arranged in a manner worthy of Medusa
body ungroomed - oh yes siree
mademoiselle languishes in a low-backed chair
sipping - no gulping down a fizzy drink in prodigious quantities.
clicking madly , feverishly away on the laptop
at intervals her gaze will shift
nervously
pensively
fearfully
at the numbers on the screen that tell the time of the day.

Tick tock
tick tock
where is the sound of the clock ticking
the sound of time slipping by you
a reminder that
once it is gone
it can never be taken back again.

The girl has a deadline to work to
but what is this
no work is being done!
she knows as well as anyone
oh yes she knows
she will pay a high price for her procrastination
later.

Yet she stoppers her ears to the whisperings of
common sense
past experiences
and loses herself
in the world of fantasy
illusion
blissful peace and serenity

But time is still slipping by
my dear
time is passing you by
as your deadline
and your deathday
draw ever closer.
A word of warning perhaps.

tock

2008-04-16T05:47:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU INTUITIVE?
Give 2 points for each tick.
Scoring
82 - 100 : Extremely powerful intuition
62 - 80 : Strong intuitive feeling
42 - 60 : Average intuitive ability
22 - 40 : Very down to earth
0 - 20 : No intuition apparent
[ ] You usually win at gambling
[ ] You trust your feelings even when they seem to be irrational
[ ] You like to look beneath the surface of human relationships
[ ] You have ever used a ouija board
[ ] You are superstitious
[x] You feel that certain places have an 'atmosphere'
[ ] You usually win at guessing games
[x] You sometimes distrust a person without reason
[ ] You would attend a seance
[x] You have ever been to a place and felt that you have been there before
[ ] You believe that dreams have meaning
[ ] You read between the lines when you talk to people
[ ] You have ever known when a telephone was about to ring
[x] You have ever guessed in advance what someone was about to tell you
[ ] You believe that you can influence the roll of a dice
[x] You sometimes say something at the exact moment someone else says it
[x] You believe that animals have greater intuition than humans
[ ] You can sense forthcoming danger
[ ] You believe in love at first sight
[ ] You have ever sense hostility from people who appear to be friendly
[ ] You believe in mind over matter
[ ] You sometimes feel the emotions of someone who is not physically present
[x] You feel drawn to certain people even though you don't know them well
[ ] You believe that twins have a special affinity
[ ] You have a special affinity with animals
[ ] You believe in the laws of probability
[ ] You can sometimes foretell the future
[ ] You would go to a fortune-teller
[ ] You are sometimes aware of unspoken undercurrents in social situations
[x] You often guess the end of a story before you have reached it
[ ] You believe in reincarnation
[x] You believe that cats are more sensitive than human beings
[ ] You believe that dogs can recognise their masters by their footsteps
[ ] You can sense when someone is behind you even though you cannot see or hear them
[x] Your dreams have ever come true
[ ] You can sometimes guess a person's occupation without any real clues
[ ] Odd coincidences regularly happen in your life
[x] You have ever wish for something to happen
[ ] You would enjoy the work of a psychotherapist
[ ] You sometimes feel that facts merely cloud an issue
[ ] You would trust your intuition even in a very important matter
where a mistake would be serious
[ ] You know when it is going to rain
[ ] You sometimes think of friends at the same moment they think of you
[x] You believe in natural medicines
[ ] You believe in divination by Tarot Cards, I Ching, etc
[ ] You sometimes know the sender of a letter without looking
[x] You believe in the supernatural
[ ] You sense when people disagree with you even if they may be trying to hide it
[] You rely on your intuition in many different circumstances
[x] You believe that animals can sense forthcoming earthquakes
Score: 14X2=28% intuitive..

OUR MADDIES ANNIVERSARY, officially one year!
would have been a much more wonderful day
if i hadnt been made to sing songs T.T
just for the sake of bringing back happy memories,
im hooked on ouran high host club again,
& reading old pokemon comics, which is quite shamful, lol.

REPLIES:

char: yesyes, you're high =.= dont forget, im the NO. 1!

SIUHUI♥: lol, dont worry, i dont get offended easily, im used to it T.T
ah ha! never pay attention during maths lesson ah~

SIUHUI♥: oh i see, so you're planning to study in your sleep? lol.

2008-04-15T01:49:00.000-07:00

IN THE PAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU :
o1 . Cried : certainly not
o2 . Worn jeans : no
o3 . Met someone : duh
o4 . Done laundry : nope
o5 . Went hungry : right now
o6 . Talked on the phone : not at all
o7 . Said I love you : definitely not
o8 . Believe in yourself: depends what the situation is
o9 . Your friends : are terrible people
1o . Tooth fairy : i dont believe in it.
11 . Destiny / Fate : sometimes, owing to certain circumstances
12 . UFO : lol, i believe in UFBs.

EMO
[ ] hawthorne heights
[ ] halifax
[ ] forgive durden
[ ] from first to last
[ ] senses fail
[ ] something corporate
[ ] hit the lights
[ ] brighteyes
[x] simple plan
[ ] Dear whoever
[ ] saves the day
[ ] matchbook romance
[ ] jamisonparker
[ ] houston calls
[ ] the early november
TOTAL = 1

POP
[ ] teddy geiger
[ ] ashlee simpson
[ ] madonna
[x] avril lavigne
[ ] pink
[ ] daniel powter
[ ] james blunt
[ ] natasha bedingfield
[ ] ryan cabrera
[ ] the veronicas
TOTAL = 1

ROCK
[ ] nirvana
[ ] new found glory
[x] the all american rejects
[x] linkin park
[ ] avenged sevenfold
[ ] breaking benjamin
[ ] my chemical romance
[ ] thrice
[ ] anberlin
[ ] brand new
[ ] green day
[] blink 182
TOTAL = 2

TOMORROW IS THE SICKOS ANNIVERSARY!
It's almost been one year since we started laughing like this,
& the only thing standing between this one year is
about another 7 hours and 10 minutes~
counting the hours, minutes & seconds down..

REPLIES:

Chronofrost: =.= that is all nonsense to me,
assuming that you' going to kill me is much more simpler.

Crystal`070408: hey, thks

SIUHUI♥: lol, paiseh i tagged in the wrong place, argh!

SIUHUI♥: great, im so glad you understand me :B
i didnt see the words up there anw, im so blind~

cam: if mr liew was in the byl group, that would be quite hilarious, LOL.
i cant imagine him byl-ing.

♥RUIXIN:/ yesyes, whatever you say mam =.= you must really dislike him alot.

'Ndrew: ok, thks for tagging.

♥RUIXIN: what is it? you still havent told me. is it important?
if its about your weedy boy, i dont want to hear about it!

♥RUIXIN: did i say it was funny? when? where? how?

♥RUIXIN: dont we all know that. but i must stongly agree with you on this point,
for the first time!

'JINGCIIIII: hello, great that you're finally tagging me!
and im not called jeanie , you must remember that.

Jialing:D: paiseh! i corrected it now anw. practice your pipa hard!

SIUHUI♥: lol, ok thks for linking :B

Chronofrost: huhh? what nonsense are you talking?

Crystal``: boo hoo, blabby blah~ lol, im talking nonsense here :>

SIUHUI♥: !! really? what a kind junior,
thats one of the best things i've ever heard today!

♥RUIXIN: yesyes, only a FEW more hours~
then when its 12 am you must shout the window : "HAPPY SICKOS ANNIVERSARY!"
if you're lucky you might be able to hear me :B too bad the weedy boy
is also coming back tmr T.T im so terribly sad~

Rebekah: no im not! i wont be able to be scared so easily by the likes of you,
we'll see who gets the last laugh! haha~

♥RUIXIN: no you dont =.= huhh! the way you say is as if he some important person
like the prime minister T.T if i get sick you will miss me even more right?

Jialing :D: hey! i know im repeating this,
but you & camille lok so cute, lol.

Chronofrost: ... & i can also assume you're talking nonsense, lol.
aw, being dead is boring ,i cant tell any tales T.T

2008-04-09T06:10:00.000-07:00

...
what a terrible way to end my cold afternoon.
slept on the bus & entirely overshot my bus stop,
i almost got lost. had to take another bus back.,
what a pitiful waste of money T.T
even worse, someone stepped on my poor foot,
irritating wretched people. but at least she apologised.
found a few songs from pri sch's CO,
i might want to play them tomorrow,
just for the sake of remembering them.
my back aches & so do my legs,
but i guess everyone else probably is feeling same.

REPLIES:

cam: lol, great you admit it! without the "" though :B

cam: no, clearly you are under the illusion that you have good taste,
because your senior has even better taste, lol.

♥RUIXIN: its a me & you photo, with a extra in the back.
you know what i named it? the JEAN&RUIXIN .HAHAHA photo!
doesn't it bring back memories?

cam:such as? are in you in it? who's in it? is mr liew in it?

YANYAN♥: great, you know me! yesyes, work hard & get gold with honors
AT LEAST, lol

Xiaoweiツ: goodgood just dont overstress yourself ah :B go jiayou go!

2008-04-07T03:28:00.000-07:00

Sat, April 5 :
sec 4s passed on,
& new commitee selected.
some people who got selected.
- jayhui
- jackline
- hui ern
- pei jin
- genesis
- yanyan
- jessica
- paulina
- etc, etc..
lol, some people were playing with pacifers
and trying to sabo other people like andrew, HAHA.
new section leader let me have a cookie, how delicious it was~
orchestra without the sec 4s really sucks,
i really wonder if we've got what it takes to get gold.

REPLIES:

Xiaoweiツ: lol, im the best senior, me me!

cam: ohh, so the inverted commas is for the cute part right?
are coughing? quickquick, faster drink some cough medinice then, lol.

Chronofrost: i HIGHLY doubt it, cause by the time you see me,
you'll most probably have forgotten it, HA.

Kristine♥: hello! such a long time since you've tagged me,
did you miss me?

♥RUIXIN: yesyes, a LITTLE bit of thanks to you, happy?

Xiaoweiツ: no problem, you're not lousy anyways :B
just a little practice & you'll get the hang of it~

Jialing :D: hello hello :B

2008-04-03T05:21:00.000-07:00

WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY AH DEN!
argh!
can't believe i actually mistook the date for ah den's birthday for TMR.
luckily i found out in time, thks to ruixin xiao jie.
i was acting so sucpiciously
that ah den probably knew what i was doing, how sad~
sok hui had a high fever today,
so i had no one to sit beside me, T.T
and our lit skit was postponed, again.

REPLIES:

♥RUIXIN: lol, fine lah, at least you know where i get my mad genes from :B

stupid'Crystal: why are calling yourself stupid? T.T how sad. ohh, really?
i didnt see you leh, im not really attentive when im coming home.

stupid'Crystal: you too :B

cam: ahem, no im a PRO senior. argh, call me jeanie again and i will smack you! :B

Jialing :D: oh, hey! my memory's not very good, but hopefully,
i'll remember who you are, at some point of time, lol. :>

cam: lol, never mind, you're senior is very forgiving,
i am very magnimous! repeat after me: "my senior is very magnimous!"

Xiaoweiツ: he's a terrible senior! lol.

2008-04-01T05:35:00.000-07:00

great, sec 4s are passing on in a matter of days,
full orchestra is going to suck without them,
but junior orchestra is going to ROCK.
being a senior is so wonderful,
more authority & able to boss juniors around~

REPLIES:

♥RUIXIN:terrible, yesyes, XXXXXSCRATCHER!

cam:lol, are you talking to me or Chronofrost? kindly specify :B

♥RUIXIN:>exactly, so i have the right not to mention you lor, understand?

♥RUIXIN:ah ha! you called my mother blind, haha! you're in trouble!
i look very shuai, yes i know.

L:paiseh lor. anyways, the class blog is so damn boring
& hardly anyone posts, so i rarely visit it =.=

char:you say you're pissed, yet still you laughed so much on sun,
mad woman.

2008-03-28T05:07:00.000-07:00

its a bit late, but anyways,
good work to CO people who performed in the concert & ushers.
a fair number of people, lots more than i expected.
ARGH, DENISE WHERE IS YOUR BLOG??
why have you closed it?! i strongly protest,
& im sure other people will back me up.

class jersey is finally here, its a bit too big.
no complaints though, because some people with very good taste
have commented that i look like a basketball guy :B
i love hiding under staircases!

REPLIES:

Xiaoweiツ: i feel so happy to be praised bt my own junior,
but i guess it was because i was INSPIRED by some people.
anyway, next year, im sure you all can do better, go juniors!

RUIXIN :]: you know why? because i know that you will zoom off
& leave me coughing in the dust, poor me T.T

cam: lol, dont run, say that you have been contaminated
by your senior jean's crazy sickness!

cam: never mind, you want to give cpr so badly,
i can find a suitable person for you to give it to :B lol, you must thank me!

char: finally you have tagged! wonderful, tyty~

RUIXIN: sometimes her being ignorant is so hilarious. lol, is it a show?

L: i will ask you this tmr, but i still want to say it now,
why did you delete your blog?!!

cam: the one before is by s.h.e, 天使在唱歌 :B

Lolli L0ver CRYSTAL: thanks for tagging, love you too dear~

padfoot: ok thanks LOR =.=

Chronofrost: well, im livening it up now, so you can stop nagging :B

2008-03-21T06:35:00.000-07:00

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ]You show up for school/colleg e/work& lt;BR everyday early (645 is early! )
[ ]You always carry a pen in your bag/purse
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You've watched talk shows
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink coffee at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] Your parents trust you
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You remember to water the plants
[ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[ ] You study when you have to
[ ] You pay attention at school/college /work
[x] You remember to feed your pets
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] You work out/exercise on a regular basis
[ ] You clean up your own mess
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is smoking
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you dont need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[ ] You can type quickly
TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] Some of your friends are older than you are
[ ] You can say no to staying out all night
[ ] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
TOTAL SO FAR: 10

Real age is 10.

REPLIES:

RUIXIN :]: i dont want leh, you going to smack me is it? :B

cam:lol, no need CPR, just call me senior can le, im so kind~

cam: never mind, nxt year can still chiong and get higher, theres a whole year to train! :B

2008-03-20T04:04:00.000-07:00

cross country is finally over!
sadly, i didnt get to run with ah den & sokhui,
so i ran with rebekah :B
suprisingly, i managed to get ranking 48,
i have improved so much from last year!
ruixin didnt reach her goal of top 50, weather condition like shit
& some stupid assheads pushed her.
if not like this she sure would have got top 50 de lor.
some people can be so irritating, push for what?
later still can run faster what, so stupid.
somemore this is unfair for us sec 2s, wed we run abt 2.4 already,
thur legs sure going to be aching & tired lah.
& blue house has finally got the glory
of house championship!
sad news for me, fri may be the last day i can use the com,
so i will treasure my remianing time left. T.T

REPLIES:

cam: lol, goodgood! eh, you nvr tell me you get what ranking leh.

RUIXIN :]: yesyes, i know you missed me as well~ dont need to deny it.

cam: if only all CO practices had only junior orchestra, i would love it lor.
too bad it isnt, so yes & no, i like & dont like CO, lol.

Lolli L0VER' Crystal: oh, tyty! :B no worries i will tag back!

RUIXIN :]: YES, I HAVE MENTIONED YOU NOW, HAPPY? lol.
see i help you curse those stupid people who push & shove,
you must thank me!

RUIXIN :]: whoops, im so paiseh T.T lol, okay i change le.

2008-03-17T03:11:00.000-07:00

LOL, looking at some funny posts.
clement say he "wanted to do some 'big' buisness in the toilet "
press first time still got shit, keep pressing until water 冲 it away.
lol, xiaowei say that camille's cello off tune,
she dont want to tune because scared break.
some people can be so hilarious & cute, lol.
neoprints of us in 2007 is makes me laugh until i feel like dying.
ah den got such a nice hairstyle, still want to cut some more.

REPLIES:

cam: no! its not T.T its terrible, i gt so little percent.

Chronofrost: im lazy to go, & anyway your sch sounds quite far away, lol.

RUIXIN :]: no you dont! lol, the neoprints are so funny.

L: =.= yes i watched it, but its not really a good movie.

Chronofrost: its a movie, want more info then go youtube see,
got some videos of JOJO!

cam: LOL, aiya, bridge fall off is not a big deal, for me anw, lol.
fall off still can fix back de.

cam: but i think it is :B i laughed myself crazy over it, ah ha!

2008-03-15T08:48:00.000-07:00

REPLIES:

Chronofrost: i said so, i cant even find ONE thats to me,
so.. too bad.

Lolli LOVER' Crystal: oh, ok ty :B

padfoot: &.. what is your point? JOJO ROCKS.

Chronofrost: haha! i have alot of time to spare, thats why.

cam: yes T.T so little, see denise get so much.

L: at least more then mine T.T im so unboyish! argh!

charmaine: ty~ but it wasnt very great =.=

Chronofrost: no its not! its very fun & exciting,
just that you dont have patience.

RUIXIN :]: finally you came back, welcome, i didnt miss you at all! :B

JOJO ROCKS

2008-03-13T20:36:00.000-07:00

HOW GUY ARE YOU:
[x] In the winter you love hoodies.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] Its hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies stink.
[ ] You own(ed) an XBox / XBox 360
[x] Wanted/played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch(ed) sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You only go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion caps.
[x] You like to wear shorts.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ]Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green/black/red/blue /silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun too.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers to bed.
[ ] Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 12
Multiplied by 4: 48% guy.

2008-03-13T07:20:00.000-07:00

yes, im finally posting!!
what a happy day
impossible quiz rocks!!
this post is mainly to reply
to recent tags, & im not replying
to those who are conversing to each other.

REPLIES:

cam: ty for tagging, i will express my thanks by bullying you more then!

fann: lol, thanks for linking, will link too :B

yanteik: ya lah, now you can stop spamming me.

LOlli LOVER' Crystal: lol paiseh lor, anw, thanks for tagging, will relink!

RUIXIN :]: yes! we failed! next time we 4 fail go pub get drunk, lol.
UNDER THE SEA~

Xiaoweiツ: i have finally updated!! now you can stop nagging at me :B

padfoot: no, my blog is not useless, its very useful,
see people can use it to spam, ah HA!

L: i was considering to delete it, but since im posting now, i wont delete it.
& you must not delete your blog!

wenqi: i linked you already leh, ah haha!

可爱鸡: lol, hello cute chicken!!

Cute Chicken: lol, ah den is so cute.

L: imposiible quiz rocks!

2008-02-06T23:15:00.000-08:00

HAPPY CNY TO ALL.
what a happy cny, so many hong baos received~

ahaha, im going to be richrichrich :>
what a long time since i have seen my whole entire family,
too bad i cant wear clothes i chose MYSELF today,
since someone threatened me that if i wore those,
she would cut my clothes =.=
stupidstupidstupid.

REPLIES:

yanteik: huhh!warn then warn lor, i also dont care~

padfoot: i where got bully? i havent..yet,heheh :>

Xiaoweiツ: yes i can, dont underestimate me~ ok, suresure.

Chronofrost: aish, i dont talk nonsense lor,
almost every sentence i say is very serious :B

RUIXIN :] : because they are FUN to bully~ ahaha!

L: ... can you stop calling me that? its very shameful you know.

xinzhen: yaya, lol, because i very friendly :>

L: no, im not, im very social, & so are my juniors~

DIPYZ: hello pussi, lol, thanks for tagging leh.

Chronofrost: i dunno leh, i think it is though.
aiyo, why you stop watching??! inuyasha is so nice,
its the nicest anime i have ever watched.

L: its long, but its nice,
although i havent watched watched finish yet.

Chronofrost: HUHH, how can you say that =.=
onepiece cannot be compared with inuyasha,
inuyasha is lots better!

yanteik: okok, happy cny to you as well :>

padfoot: whos talking lah you, you farting machine. LOL.

Masaka-kun: hellohello, mr william hung~

padfoot: ohhh, happy cny back at you.

charmaine: thank you, happy cny too :B

RUIXIN :] : hello mam, yes ok, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR.
=.= AISH, why cant you just say it straight it out,
instead of going the roundy about way T.T but anw,
i still think you like the ONE. sms me when you can go out leh~

Xiaoweiツ: HAPPY CNY TO YOU TOO JUNIOR! :>

2008-02-01T23:52:00.000-08:00

first time saturday CO practice has been so NICE.
sectional as usual, but with something different.
JUNIORS!!!
so many sec 2s excited, just like me.
ahaha, i finally have juniors to bully & teach!
i feel so blissful, im a senior at last.
something good happened to denise but its bad for me,
WHY OH WHY so fast? T.T
first lesson, but i already got juniors' hp no. & msn add.,
im so pro :>

FANN, JINGCI, CAMILLE & XIAOWEI JUNIORS!

REPLIES:

charmaine: no problem! & no need to keep tagging me when i tag you,
its okay & its alright!

RUIXIN :] : never say sooner lah you, come lah come lah, whack me then, HUHH.

RUIXIN :] : aiyerh, laugh so much, are mad?

padfoot: oh, let me think. obviously not lah =.=
its just i dont often have things to tag about, except TODAY.

xinzhen: okok, your welcome :> thanks for tagging~

RUIXIN :] : NO ITS NOT. i think JUNJIE is a much nicer name :>

Lolli L0VER Crystal: HELLO! yes, i agree, 2 years already leh T.T

padfoot: HUHH, you a humji lah you, im not a nob, im very pro.

L: lol, why you take off SO FAST LAH T.T im so ji du.
oh ya, give me your juniors' contacts leh, i will give you mine in return~

yanteik: =.= i still dont see whats so funny about that name. okok.

Chronofrost: ... what nonsense are you talking, lol.

2008-01-28T02:43:00.000-08:00

Associate colours with days of the week & give reasons.

28'Jan, Monday: YELLOW.& PURPLE.
Yellow fear, dizzy purple vertigo, my heart nearly came out
when i came to school late today.

22'Jan, Tuesday: GRAY.
Foggy & gray because i cant remember a thing about it.

23'Jan, Wednesday: GREEN.
Excited green! Martial arts on that day, so much shouting & fun~

24'Jan, Thursday: DARK BLUE.
Slightly upset, but not enough to start crying
& sobbing like a kid. Im not good enough, that's why.

25'Jan, Friday: ORANGE & RED
Mixed feelings, happy in the beginning, later jealous, scared, angry.

26'Jan, Saturday: BROWN.
So tired, i feel like dropping dead.
At least i have someone to accompany me, so im not alone.

27'Jan, Sunday: LIGHTEST BLUE.
Wishing i was up in the sky with them,
no worries to bother me.

EVERYONE IS FREE TO RIP~

REPLIES:

L: aiya, but in the end it still comes down to the meaning
"lough out loud", or so i assume.

RUIXIN :]: HUHH! why must i?
i say you must means you must, cannot defy me leh~

RUIXIN :]: o.O what is siol? im not a cheebye you humji, im a MANLY SIR.
come lah come lah, laugh some more, i smack you,lol.

2008-01-23T05:08:00.000-08:00

REPLIES:

RUIXIN :]: =.= you know why? because i have been away too long T.T

Chronofrost: aiya, i think draco this name quite ok lah,
at least its better than "MARY" or "SALLY".

RUIXIN :]: YES, hello unmanly kong! im so much manlier then you :>

padfoot: there is only one kong here hello, do you need eng remedial?

yanteik: okok, no problem! you must pay me money first :>

L: you know what? i think this could be the SECOND TIME
you only ever praised me T.T im so touched~

CHAR@-: aiya, i cannot go online what. but today i can!!
& i have tagged you at last, celebration!!

padfoot: fuck your mother's son/daughter lah you.
nothing to do go write vulgurities is it, come lah come lah, write more lah.

RUIXIN :] : LOL, ya lah ya lah, you havent even take then i laughing already~
AH HA HA!!!

yanteik: yesyes, thank you, okok~

padfoot: ya lah, is not you lah, i also dont care who write.

L: how can laugh in this sort of situation? T.T
i dont even see whats so funny =.=

padfoot: to denise it is funny, i guess.

CHAR@-: OKOK, NO PROBLEM, lol.

Chronofrost: its NICE, because i really do miss my childhood days :>

RUIXIN :]: yerh, say so little, dont be shy dont be shy, spit it all out~

Masake-teme.: who are you? do i know you? do you know me?lol.

RUIXIN :]: ya lah, you PAISEH, especialy in front of _____ right?
you humji piggy!!

RUIXIN :]: aiya, first lao po ah, you must not be shy,
you must TELL THE WHOLE WORLD who you like & say it LOUD & CLEAR :>
i feel so happy to have someone i can sing duet with~

charmaine: LOL, YES SIR, thank you SIR!! OK SIR, no problem SIR!!

please dont steal my friends away from me.

2007-12-31T04:19:00.000-08:00

ok never mind i will reply~

REPLIES:

RUIXIN :]: aiya, i had no time mah~ yes, goodgood =)
oh ya, you must listen to my 2nd song, so NICE~

Chronofrost: =.= blame it on my idiot bro lah, he chose the name,
but i also agreed to it, lol.

padfoot: as said, my bro decided the name~

Chronofrost: lol, but then sometimes in the case of my bro,
it gets very irritating T.T

RUIXIN :] : you know why? its because im too kind~
& because my mother is too forceful T.T

RUIXIN :] : take lor, no one's stopping you =)
nothing good to take anyway =.=

padfoot: you know why? because you are too non-paiseh,
you must argue back, like ME~

aizhen: lol, yesyes~ too bad too little ppl came T.T

Chronofrost: LOL, wrong, draco & marcus look completely different =.=

L: lol, still, must tag me more~

2007-12-26T01:12:00.000-08:00

-MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS-
what a nice christmas,
even though nothing particularly special happened yesterday.
went to church for the very first time, AGAINST my will,
luckily only to watch a performance.

after that went to aunts house to celebrate christmas with family.
got so many PRESENTS!!!
ate KFC lunch,

eat finish played family GAME,
got split up into different groups.
supposed to find stuff,
everyone pushing to find pieces of tape,
my aunt kept calling "cold", "hot","warm". =.=
put our hands into a plastic bag feel around & guess.
all games taht i know & have played, but was FUN,
since people kept cheating.
after game free time, then went home.

&, I ALMOST LOST DRACO TODAY!!!!!!
such a terrible truama for me.
& to think SOME people can still think about making sure their shoes are on,
even when the dog is lost =.=
lucky that i ran barefoot to find him.
JEAN THE SUPERHERO~

paiseh only can reply recent tags.
REPLIES:
L: =.= so sadistic lah you

char: o.o i dont remember saying that. :)

WEINA: ok, i think im going also~

Chronofrost: ok, THANKS~

RUXIN :] : YESYES, MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS~

2007-12-10T04:14:00.000-08:00

for real, LAST time posting for this year...
i think.
unless i go to the science centre again,
which i did go today & was able to go ONLINE~
YES OH YES~
i feel so shuang. :)
ALMOST persuaded my mother to try & buy me a chick,
i feel so tempted to steal one T.T
saw SHAWN advertising for a show on kids central,
22nd dec, 10.30am.
I MUST WATCH, NO MATTER HOW LAME IT IS~

REPLIES:
RUIXIN ;D: lol, nono, i am very POLITE.
i used such mild language to scold him =)

RUIXIN ;D: YESYES, I WANT TO MARRY HIM,
too bad im not of age. anw he doesnt know me T.T
IM SO HEARTBROKEN~

L: FINALLY you tag me~ yesyes, you look pro, i guess~
im have such a kind heart, i didnt post the pic of ur face =)
unless you want me to, i will GLADLY post it~

2007-12-08T23:32:00.000-08:00

SAT
woke up with an aching back, im so pitiful. T.T
had a very full breakfast,
then went up to practice.

everyone was so sleepy, lol,
they stayed up late into the night partying =.=
got woken up by teacher during practice to go & wash my face.

then, BREAK,thank the god.
some ppl were so sleepy,
they went back to classrooms to sleep~

after practice, packed up.
found out that EVERYONE was supposed to bring back instruments.
easy for andrew to say he can carry all his stuff back,
sits taxi back home.
poor me & jay hui, however,
have to bring home the damn-ed cello. T.T
got debriefed, then dismissed.

NO OH NO, this is my last day online for this holiday~
T.T BYE UNTIL NXT YEAR.

REPLIES:
RUIXIN ;D: yesyes, im back now~

RUIXIN ;D: lol, PAISEH~ YOU ARE PAISEH, YOU ARE PAISEH, LOL.

RUIXIN ;D: i cannot understand why you are so stuck on wuzun =.=
SHAWN is more CUTE~

padfoot: but of course, you have not seen it until now?
you must be STUPID & BLIND~ lol.

RUIXIN ;D: lol, so rude. have you no manners?
your wondeful mother must have taught you how to be polite =)

2007-12-08T07:37:00.000-08:00

SHUANG, CAMP IS FINALLY OVER~
it wasn't as bad as i expected, in fact, quite fun :)

THUR
woke up early & went to sch.
found out that andrew moved the cello stuff to the er hu side,
near the percussion ppl,
& that the er hus moved to our place, beside the zhong ran.
brought sleeping bags, etc, up to iur assigned rooms/ classrooms.
assigned to same room with jay hui & female cello seniors,
plus 2 other percussion ppl.

after unpacking went down to CO room again,
played games.
got blindfolded & led around the whole sch,
needless to say, i peeked through my blindfold.
jay hui didnt peek AT ALL,
so guai & so cute :)
then played treasure hunt, ran around the whole sch, at least able to SEE.

after games went back & practiced,
then the cello ppl found out how loud the percussion ppl are.
jay hui's face turned red because they played too loud, LOL.

ate lunch,
sectionals with the lame teacher,
followed by full orchestra.
dinner, practice again, then time to bathe.
had to bathe in guy's toilet, near canteen.
some ppl who love being clean every minute of the day already bathed,
so didnt have to wait long.
water so cold & so pain,
makes my back hurt T.T
unfortunately,
while we were bathing, some guys came in,
what a shock =.=
but no loss, no one lost their virginity.

RAN back to our room with jay hui,
so dark & scary =.=
supposed to sleep after bathing,
but ppl like ME, who dont listen to the teacher,
of course dont sleep so early, 11pm+ only.
stayed up with jay hui & cello seniors.
found out that jay hui's hair is so SMOOTH,
compared to xiao wei senior's ah ma hair, like a witch, LOL.

laughed & talked for quite a while, then went to sleep at 1am plus.

FRI
woke up at 7 with everyone else,
went down to breakfast with denise.
ate chicken burger with salad dressing or whatever it is.
at CO room, prepared to play 食子路口,
what a boring name.

supposed to go out of sch & start with one food,
then eat another food whose name is the same as the last word of the previous food.
got grouped up with cello ppl, plus yan ying & wen qiang senior. :)
being in the same group with genesis & wen qiang is so fun,
they can always say funny stuff~

our group :)

han qi senior

wen qiang & genesis, LOL.

han qi, xiao wei & yong xiong seniors

yan ying & jay hui, so CUTE lah~

after game went back practiced, then had internal music exchange for sec 3s.
lot of them were nervous & kept making mistakes, i pity them T.T
2 years later, i will also have to perform, so SAD.
heard a rumour that edison senior created his own music piece
& played it, if it's true, then he is PRO.
some ppl bathed, & in the case of some girls,
i suspected they just wanted to have an excuse to let their hair down =.=

then had BUFFET,
didnt have to queue for long,
since the kiasu singaporean denise insisted we wait near the buffet table.
buffet was to celebrate the OFFICIAL farewell party to sec 4 seniors.
some long time CO seniors even came,
according to denise, they were AWE-INSPIRING, LOL.
too bad no long time cello seniors came T.T

went back to CO room, teacher made a speech,
gave presents to seniors, cried little.
then practiced with long time seniors.
ms lim allowed us to stay up as late as we wanted,
everyone ran around the sch partying.

bathed, then walked around the sch with denise,
with her trying to scare me. =.=
too bad sok hui & ruixin not there, would so much more fun.
decided to sit near the foyer.

went to the concourse & stargazed for a while,
according to denise,
the brightest star is called the DENISE star,
the one next to it is the SOK HUI star.
the dimmest star is the JEAN star,
& of course next to it,
the cute RUIXIN star, lol.

realised that genesis senior disappeared,
so wen qiang senior hung out with percussion ppl.
tried to stay up past the percussion ppl,
2 am+ gave up & went to sleep.

denise's back

blurred image of the so-called awe-inspiring seniors

post abt sat & reply tags tmr, too tired-

2007-12-05T01:58:00.000-08:00

NO OH NO, CAMP IS TMR~
prepared most of my stuff already,
have to get up early for it.
somemore i am going to miss my show on thur & fri, NO~ T.T
a must-watch for all; 마녀유희/ Witch YooHee :)
12 HOURS & 26 MIN TO CAMP,
i hope i don't meet a ghost =.=
DON'T BE SAD IF YOU FIND YOUR DAYS TOO QUIET WITHOUT ME,
I WILL BE BACK ON SAT~

REPLIES;
MSRUIXIN; yesyes, that is because no one else tagged T.T

MSRUIXIN; .... to hell with your damn-ed wuzun =)

MSRUIXIN; NO HE DOESN'T, SHAWN ROCKS~
YOUR WUZUN IS A SCAREDY CAT~

MSRUIXIN; you spam lor, i will spam you back. see im very kind right?

MSRUIXIN; i know deep down inside you will, don't need to deny,
your days will be so bring without my noisiness. =) BYE~

2007-12-01T00:18:00.000-08:00

went for fuhua concert at sing. poly with tunleng, the place is so BIG.
saw benjamin, jordan, jian xing, javan,
all of them looked so different, excluding jordan tan.
12 pieces in 1 & half hr, so fast,
somemore so COLD,
almost died in the freezing auditorium.
concert ended, went shoppng for short while with tunleng,
then went home.

Name 20 people you can think of right now.at the top of your head.

1. ruixin
2. kristine
3. keejoo
4. kaylee
5. denise
6. sokhui
7.charlotte
8. xiao mei
9. joanne
10. lynette
11. tun leng
12. crystal
13. benjamin
14. yi jie
15. clement
16. leo
17. kelvin
18. florence
19. yan teik
20. genesis

Qns & answers;
How did you meet 14?
YIJIE;sch library's com room.
What would u do if you've nvr meet 1?
RUIXIN;i would'nt have so much fun & never known such a good friend.
What would u do if 9 and 20 dated?
JOANNE&GENESIS;lol, wish them luck.
Have u ever liked 19?
YANTEIK;ok ok lah.
Wud 6 and 17 make a good couple?
SOKHUI&KELVIN;lmpo, maybe~
Describe 3?
KAYLEE;friendly, serious, & a good friend :)
Do you think 8 is attractive?
XIAOMEI;for sure, she's had so many boyfriends already =.=
Tell me about 7.
CHARLOTTE;nice, & laughs weird, lol.
Do you know anything about 12's family?
CRYSTAL;absolutely nothing.
What's 8's fav?
XIAOMEI;i have no idea.
What if 18 confesses that he/she likes u?
FLORENCE; i would make sure she knows what she is saying.
What language does 15 speak?
CLEMENT; english, chinese, some hokkien.
Who is 9 going out wif?
JOANNE; don't know.
How old is 16 now?
LEO;16.
What's 2's fave singer?
fahrenheit, i think.
Would u ever date 4?
KAYLEE; lol, im straight.
Would u ever date 7?
CHARLOTTE;no.
Is 15 single?
CLEMENT; dunno, i hope not :)
Wad's 10's last name?
LYNETTE; Chang
Would u ever be in a serious relationship wif 11?
TUNLENG; depends what sort of relationship.
Wad sch does 3 go to?
KEEJOO;some korean sch.
Wad's ur fave thing bout 5?
DENISE; she always says stuff that make me laugh~

REPLIES;
MSRUIXIN; nono, im not jidu at all, because i don't want to go for camp =.=

MSRUIXIN; oh im so HONOURED then =)

CHARMAINE,; oh thanks for tagging~

chermaine; hello, nice to hear from you again =)

2007-11-29T00:42:00.001-08:00

spent lot of last night putting up & decorating the
CHRISTMAS TREE,
ALL BY MYSELF, with a little help
from my mother, brother & cousin.
im so pro right? :)
that is, assuming you believe me =.=

the CHRISTMAS TREE;
it doesn't look very nice =.=

fake apple that draco chewed T.T

my CHRISTMAS stocking

REPLIES;
charx3; yesyes, HELLO~ mei is used to descirbe JOANNE, not me,
don't you agree? :)

♥Kristine; 9 dec can? if cannot then you decide :) then when, what time meet?

padfoot; =.= yesyes, i know you are talking crap.

2007-11-26T23:08:00.000-08:00

OH YES~ back from my shitty holiday,
which turned out to be not so shitty as i thought =.=
supposed to have come back yesterday,
but stayed one more night.

kaiying;

1.WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'S NAME?
richard.
2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 MINUTES AGO?
washing dishes.
3. IF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
black, probably.
4. MTV, V Channel, OR MYX:
MTV.
5. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW, WHERE?
anywhere, as long as im with those whose company i enjoy.
6. NAME A PERSON WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "D"?
DENISE~
7. WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO EAT ICE CREAM?
home, lol.
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
ENGLISH.
9. HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY?
ask for it from my mother.
10. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PHONE?
silver.
11. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
sleep, eat, shit, all the normal things a normal person does.
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
there was NO time that i got drunk.
13. WHO DO YOU EASILY GET ALONG WITH?
*** ***; ******; *** *** :)
14. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW?
enchanted.
15. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE?
grudge 2.
16. WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP?
Leo's.
18. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SEA WORLD?
no.
19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU GOT MAD AT?
my brother.
20. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
0. they bring trouble. seeing the amount of trouble i am myself,
i'll give it a pass =.=
21. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED?
no, i do not wish my lungs to get damaged.
22. ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL?
no idea what it means.
23. WHAT DO YOU HEAR AT THIS VERY MOMENT?
music.
25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV?
maybe, maybe not~
27. ARE YOU A FAN OF BASKETBALL?
not really, but i don't dislike it either.
28. HAVE YOU EVER LOVE SO MUCH THAT YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR HIM/HER?
maybe; it depends.

REPLIES;
MSRUIXIN; ya lah ya lah, ms clever. =.= & im not naughty, i am PRO.
i intend to be ther PRO-EST PAI KIA IN SCSS!!

padfoot; ... i do not wish to argue with a humji, for i am the most
DAMN CLEVEREST PERSON IN THE WORLD~

MSRUIXIN; HUHH, i give you ur reward alrdy, i said "thank you" =)
NO, he is not, i saw a more shuai-er guy lor, somemore he very MAN de, lol.

Joanne; lol, but im not pretty, cute, chio, etc, YOU are~ you can say im mad =)

Joanne; yesyes, but i like it to play FAST, isn't it UNIQUE & SPECIAL?

WEINA!;ok suresure :)

♥Kristine; okok :) sms me when you can, miss you LOT~

2007-11-21T00:59:00.000-08:00

katharine; http://k-unlimited.blogspot.com/

Have you ever ?
[x] Gotten detention(sch)
[ ] Gotten your phone/mp3 player taken away
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total so far= 1

[ ] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total so far= 4

[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far= 8

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an ipod cd , etc during class.
Total so far= 11

[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a test
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far= 15

[x] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[x] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
Total so far= 19

[x] Forged your parents signature
[ ] Made out in school
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher
[x] Copied homework
Total so far: 23

multiply by 3
my life is 69% screwed.
T.T how much more unlucky can i get.

REPLIES;
MSRUIXIN; yes you did.OH REALLY?
THEN TELL ME WHO DID IT, MS SMARTYPANTS, lol. =)
char~; hello~ =.= no.i.am.not.it.
char~: yesyes,that was lame, but never mind, because i am the
LAMEST~

2007-11-17T06:40:00.000-08:00

feeling so BAD due to certain incidents,
but still not sure exactly what i said wrong.
.... i really must improve my iq, eventually.
sorry for what i said, anw, even though i dont know why.

kaiying;
THE LETTER 'A'
Are you Available?- in a way, yes, in another, no.
What Annoys you?- doggys

THE LETTER 'B'
Do you live in a Big house?- no
When is your Birthday?- 19'07
Who is your Best friend?- *** ***, guess who.

THE LETTER 'C'
What's your favorite Chocolate?- cadbury milk choclate
Who 's your Crush?- sorry, i dont spill that easily.
When was the last time you Cried?- few weeks ago, watching a touching show

THE LETTER 'D'
Do you Daydream?- its a part of my life
What' s your favorite kind of Dog?- draco dog, lol.
What Day of the week is it?- sunday

THE LETTER 'E'
Have you ever been in the Emergency room?- no, & i hope i never will be there
Did you had a crush dat starts w/letter E?- no

THE LETTER 'F'
Favorite Flower?- i have no particular flowers that i like

THE LETTER 'G'
Do you chew Gum?- obviously, yes
Are you a Giver or a taker?- dunno

THE LETTER 'H'
What's your Height?- 161
What color is your Hair?-black

THE LETTER 'I'
What's your favorite Ice cream?- forgot
Have you ever Ice skated?- no
Do you play an Instrument?- the damn-ed cello

THE LETTER 'J'
What's your favorite Jelly bean?- none
Have you ever heard a really hilarious Joke?- not really
Do you wear Jewelry?- no

THE LETTER 'K'
Who do you want to Kill?- no one, at the moment
Do you want Kids?- no
Where did you have Kindergarten?- somewhere in china

THE LETTER 'L'
Are you Laid back?- no idea what that means

THE LETTER 'M'
Whats your favorite Movie?- i dont really have any favourites
Do you still watch disney Movies?- maybe
Do you like Mangoes?- depends on how sweet they are

THE LETTER 'N'
Do you have a Nickname?- cant seem to remember any right now
Whats your favorite Number?- dont have any
Do you prefer Night over day?- no

THE LETTER 'O'
Whats your One wish?- to have fun & laugh with all those people important to me

THE LETTER 'P'
What one fear are you most Paranoid about?- insects
What's a Personality trait you look for in the opposite sex you like?- good sense of humour

THE LETTER 'Q'
Are you Quick to judge people?- depends on the person

THE LETTER 'R'
Do you watch Reality tv?-sometimes

THE LETTER 'S'
Do you prefer sun or rain?- rain
Do you like Snow?- i guess
Season?- summer

THE LETTER 'T
'What Time is it?- 11.21 pm
What time did you wake up?- 12.35 pm

THE LETTER 'U'
Do you prefer underwear or thongs?- ... no wish to elaborate

THE LETTER 'V'
Whats the worst veggie?- dont know the name
Where do you want to go on Vacation?- singapore,lol

THE LETTER 'W'
What's your Worst habit?- putting my finger in my mouth

THE LETTER 'X'
Have you ever had an X-ray?- no
Do you own a xylophone?- no, learing how to play it would undoubtedly cost money &
waste time, let alone owning it

THE LETTER 'Y'
Do you like the color yellow?- not really
Whats one thing you Yearn for?- to have fun

THE LETTER 'Z'
Do you believe in the zodiac?- i might

Replies
char~; no, i have now been UNbanned =)
chermaine;glad at least SOMEONE acknowledges my status, im so honoured.
MSRUIXIN;huhh? shawn is not shuai, he is CUTE lah, & wu zun is "shuai". =)
Joanne; yesyes, i know you are beautiful & nice, very true =) thanks for tagging, i shall tag back in return~

2007-11-13T08:54:00.000-08:00

felt so damn bored, therefore i took DRACO out for a midnight walk
near the canal along the jogging path, so SHAUNG LAH~
the air was so liang kuai, but the sky was so BLACK T.T
why must it be black at night? why can't it be orange,or blue?
my days at home are so boring & listless.
if i mention that im bored to my mother, i have to STUDY CHINESE, TA MA DE.
I SHALL SUFFER MY BOREDOM IN SILENCE. T.T

lights for the jogging path

road across the canal

DRACO =)

Replies;

MSRUIXIN; =.= yaya, jaskaran & josiah company =)

MSRUIXIN; becasue this blog is dead~

char; yesyes, i sahll tag you soon.

padfoot; thankyou thankyou~

2007-11-07T02:07:00.000-08:00

kaiying; http://dancetothatbeat.blogspot.com/

1. How many people have you smiled at today?
0. im too bored & not in the mood to smile.
2. What were the last sweets you ate?
I FORGOT~ its been such a damn long time since i ate a sweet.
3. How was your day?
BORING & SUCKISH.
4. What do you not look forward to?
the coming of tomorrow. another boring day spent at home~
5 . How many rings do you own?
0.
6. What excited you today?
nothing. im dying of boredom here~
7. What were you doing at midnight yesterday?
reading a book.
8. What is one major weakness you have?
IM TOO MAD, LOL~
9. What would be your first dream car?
mini toy car, lol.
10. Do you like to game?
game? what game?
11. Were you recently pissed at someone?
not really, no.
12. What was the latest gift you got?
... forgot.
13. How many CDs do you own?
3.
14. What was the last movie you watched?
i forgot again.
15 . What was the last thing you bought?
COKE, my FAVOURITE damn drink in the world~
16. Who was the last person who called?
some lame friend of my brother's.
17. What are you listening to ?
absolute silence.
18. Do you like to cry?
no, i hate crying. it always makes my nose run away, lol.
19 . How would you react when someone teased you?
say "shut up" or agree with it, lol.
20. Who is online right now?
serene, alif, galvin, clement, dipshikha, javan, ashwini,
crystal, ruixin, denise.
21. What are your plans for halloween?
nothing. i dont celebrate halloween anymore.
22. Chips or biscuits?
chips, i guess.
23. Do you say FREAKING or FUCKING more often?
FUCKING, LOL.
24. What is the best thing that happened after liking someone?
nothing~ nothing good comes out of it.
25. Would you change completely for a guy?
depends on the situation .
26. What can't you stand?
certain people who i do not feel compelled to state their names.
27. If you could have a party,what music will you play?
music that makes me HAPPY & CRAZY~
28. What is something you might want to get soon?
an email from the friends i miss a LOT~
29. What do you want to do now?
something that doesnt make me bored T.T
30. What word did you used to describe the person you didn't really like?
FUCK

Reply of tags; 17 oct'07

meowmeow goodgood, glad you know it, must tag more then.
BY HOOK OR BY CROOK, I SHALL RETURN YOU YOUR $2~
char; yesyes, i shall tag ur blog soon, therefore you MUST NOT CLOSE IT.
KRISTINE. :/; LOL, HELLO~ i am too lazy to move my arms,
therefore i shall not wave back, but i can stil shout my greetings =)
marmie vampire (:; T.T i dont know who you are~
OLDWOMAN; LOL, HELLOHELLO.
padfoot; ok, tyty.
MSRUIXIN; NO IM NOT, YOU SLIGHTY LESS PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.
Chronofrost; paiseh LOR, now im posting~
MSRUIXIN; WHY NOT??!! IM THE SULTAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER SHIT I WANT. =)
YAYA, I SHALL PAY YOU YOUR MONEY LAH.
L; OH MY GOD LAH, THE ONE & ONLY DENISE HAS COME TO TAG MY BLOG, I AM HONOURED
BEYOND WORDS =.= lol.
pesdy; its not long time never tag, its the FIRST time you tagged T.T
thank you anyway.

2007-11-04T23:24:00.000-08:00

I FEEL LIKE CLOSING MY BLOG TEMPORARILY~
Even better, maybe permanently =)
Its so damn boring anyway,
I dont even post anything now =.=
THANKS to all the people
who bothered to tag this damn blog anyway~

2007-09-03T00:47:00.000-07:00

What do you call a headache, a fever, a cough, a sore throat & feeling dizzy? SICK. I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN WALK STRAIGHT & I'M OCCASIONALLY TEMPTED TO VOMIT. ONE MORE THING; I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOVE A WHISPER, OR MY HEAD WILL HURT LIKE HELL. But looking on the bright side, it also allows me to use the computer more. =)Therefore, I shall stop feeling sorry for myself & start pitying those poor people in the hospital who are suffering worse symptoms than me, I'm such a kind person =)

2007-08-29T06:19:00.000-07:00

1. what is your natural skin color?
light color; the part that is covered by my clothes, dark color; the part not covered =.= dont xiang wai.
2. where is your default friendster picture taken?
dunno =.=
3. what's your middle name?
hanyi/fish, whichever one =)
4. what color do you hate most?
PINK ,ta ma de =.=
5. does your crush like you back?
*SILENCE* obviously not, & i might not even have a crush T.T
6. what is your current mood?
shuang =]
7. what color underwear are you wearing?
I cant sae the color, but i can tell u wat type;CALVIN KLEIN. LOY.
8. what makes you most happy?
when im laughing with my friends & when im using the com.
9. look at a picture/poster in your room, who's on it?
a WHITE TIGER.dont ask me why, i just put it there for shunag =)
10. if you could go back in time and change something, what you would change?
i would change what happened between them.
11. if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A CAT; being a cat must be so shiok, but being myself is even better.
12. ever had a near death experience?
YEA, I ALMOST GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A CAR =3 thank god im still alive.
13. something you do a lot?
slack?
14. the song stuck in your head?
nothing [thats not the title of teh song, ok =.=]
15. what is your desktop background?
some white shitty trees T.T
16. what are you wearing?
clothes, of course im not naked =)
17. when was the last time you cried?
TODAY, BECAUSE OF A PUSSY, LOL.I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED =)
18. have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
nope, casue their either likely gonna become deaf or faint =) my singing is that "wonderful".
19. if you could have one superpower what would it be?
READ CERTAIN PEOPLES' MINDS =) life would be so easy =]
20. what's the first thing(s) you notice about the opposite sex?
the 1st thing i notice ; they got PUSSIES.LOY.
21. what do you usually order from Starbucks?
i havent gone there yet, watse of ur money when you can just drink COKE =3
22. what's your biggest secret?
i don't have a secret =) [ok, i lied, but im not telling anyway]
23. favorite color?
black, white n gray
24. is it sunny or raining?
neither.its NIGHTTIME, so it cant be sunny, & there no rain =.=
25. do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
rarely, but yes ,VERY occasionally
26. what are you eating or drinking at the moment ?
nothing. i havent even eaten dinner =.=
27. do you speak any other language?
chi, barely little of jap,& fish language =)
28. what's your favorite smell?
CHOCOLATE SMELL, it smells so..CHOCOLATEY.=.=
29. if you could descibe your life in one word what would it be?
SWEET&SOUR [thats 1 word, cause its stuck together =)]
30. when was the last time you received a hug?
cant even remember..=.=
31. have you ever kissed in the rain?
NO, & i dont wanna.
32. what/who are you thinking about right now?
my homework & wat im gonna do abt my progress report =.=
33. what should you be doing?
sleeping =) dont wanna sleep yet.
34. what was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
my mei being so down in the dumps.
35. how often do you laugh?
GD QUESTION. uncountable millions, billions, trillions?im probably the person who laughs the most, other than ash =)
36. do you like working in the sun?
NO.it makes the weather so damn freaking hot man. RAIN is SHIOK, its so COOL =3
37. if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
FISH,PUSSY, or NIAO =) [LOY.]
38. do you act differently around your crush/significant other?
no, not really, im sarcastic to everyone i know =)
39. name one song that reminds you of an ex?
rihanna- unfaithful. A LOT, thats why i dont like the song much.
40. who was the last person to make you cry?
person? my ma de, last year, when she threatened to throw me out of the house after seeing my exam results.=.= damn scary lor.
lalala~ this marks the end of the quiz =)

2007-08-26T05:58:00.000-07:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jean!

A thimbleful of Jean would weigh over 100 million tons!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Jean.
Medieval knights put the skin of Jean on their sword handles to improve the grip!
Jean is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
Jeanomancy is the art of telling the future with Jean.
Jean cannot jump.
Jean is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jean', hated Jean and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
Pacman was originally called Jeanman.
California is the biggest exporter of Jean in the world.

=.= ta ma de, as if all this crap was real, anyway, posting it cause i shuang =) go and check out information on your name =]

2007-08-06T05:26:00.000-07:00

---Have You Ever---
Broken a bone: nope, so sad =(
Been on a boat: yea, and i GOT SEASICK, WTF??!! COULDNT EVEN ENJOY MY BOAT RIDE!! =.="
Came close to dying: yea, LOTS of times, so many, that i forgot exactly how many times, so im VERY lucky to be alive =]
Swam in the ocean: yea, and i dont wanna swim in it again... T.T
Fallen asleep in school: hmm.. a few times, especially the boring lessons..
Broken someone’s heart: i HIGHLY doubt it, in fact, 100% =)
Cried when someone died: yeah, i hope i wont cry again =]
Fell off your chair: LOL, YES.
Sat by the phone?: sitting by it now, anw, what sort of boring question is this?
Saved emails?: does it count if just dont bother to delete them cause ur too lazy?
Been cheated on: nope
cheated on someone: nope
cheated on a test: wahaha, yea, just recently too, but a CERTAIN SOMEONE TOLD ME THE WRONG CHAPTER, and i ended up writing notes on my hands and arms for nothing..=.=
What is-
Your room like?: like a room with posters and a bed and a table and chair,etc.. all the normal things in a room...
Whats right beside you?: THE TV!!
What is the last thing you ate?: food; my dinner =.=

2007-08-02T03:21:00.000-07:00

1. How tall are you barefoot?
- 1.61 ..KM.LOL
2. Have you ever smoked?
- nope, not yet anw =)

3. Do you own a gun?
- sadly, no..=( count youself lucky i dont have, otherwise i would go running around like a retarded idiot shooting people =]

4. Do you hate someone right now?
- nope, hopefully not now, not ever, im such a "LOVING" person =)

5. Do you get nervous?
- depends what im doing, LOL.

6. What do you think of hotdogs?
- LOL.HOTDOG, HAHA.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
- i dont have a fav Christmas soong =.=

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
- milk =) get lots of calcium, hen i wont suffer from the whatever-you-call-it osteoporosis thing =) [i pay attention in home econs, okay]

9. Can you do push ups?
- can only do 10, lousy right?

11.What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
- the thingy that my wonderful Sok Hui marmie gave me =) i think its counted as jewellery...is it?

12. Do you like painkillers?
- nope, and i dont wanna ever get the chance to use it =.=

13. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
- Lure them to what? Their death?1 look at me and their all dead =)

14. Do you own a knife?
- nope, but my mother has, a BIG CHOPPING KNIFE TO CHOP UP UR BONES =)

15. Do you have H.I.V?
- what is H.I.V? how am i supposed to know if i have it if i dont even know what the fish it is? T.T

16. Name?
- FISH, lol.

17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this exact moment?
- sleep, play gameboy, watch tv =)

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately:
- hmm...coke, candy and chicken spagheti =]

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
- COKE, plain water and milk

20. What time did you wake up today?
- 5:40pm, LOL.

22. Current worry?
- that im gonna fail tmr's sci test T_T

23 Current hate?
- ...isnt this question pretty much the same as Q4?=.=

24. Favorite place to be?
- at C-dens =)

25. Least favorite place to be?
- hmmm....in the school's CO room T_T

26. Where would you like to go?
- Toilet, LOL.

27. Do you own slippers?
- yea, but i dont use them often, my feet hurt when i wear them, AND MY BACKCURRENTLY HURTS TOO T.T

28. What shirt are you wearing?
- swiss cottage school shirt =)

30. Favorite color?
- white, balck and gray =]

31.Would you like to be a pirate?
- AI AI MATIES!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHH, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPL UNDER THE SEA; SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, ETC...=.=" i HATE that song... curse the people who came up with that stupid show T_T

2007-07-30T03:36:00.000-07:00

as part of the harry potter frenzy, i bring you, TOP 10 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!
ripped from another person i dont noe, i edited it abit though =) DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVENT READ THE LAST BOOK YET, but i don't care anw, leave you to spiol a gd ending lor =)

1. Sirius Black(too bad he's dead, life would be alot more happier when he's alive, i mean for harry anyway, not me =.= )
2. Cedric Diggory(*sobs* why did you have to die at such a young age?HA! YOU GOT IT COMING, ANYWAY, ACTING THE STUPID HERO! =])
3. Fred and George Weasley( R.I.P Fred. you're NOT missed. AND WHY MUST GEORGE LOSE ONE EAR? WHY CAN'T HE LOSE BOTH??!!IDIOTIC AUTHOR, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?)
4. Lord Voldemort(YOU ARE PRO MAN, BUT YOU'RE STUPID AS WELL, DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHEN TO STOP, NOW ITS NO USE HAVING ANY REGRETS.)
5. Bill Weasley(hes got such a chio wife,i don't think hell be able to resist, they probably do "it" every night, LOL)
6. Hermoine Granger(clever smartypants, nose in a book everyday, don't you know the Muggle term "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"? ur a Muggle too , dont forget =.= )
7. Albus Dumbledore(R.I.P.-REST IN POO LAH YOU, NVR MAKE THE MEANNG OF THE HALLOWS CLEAR, YOU LIKE TORTURING ISIT?)
8. Severus Snape(*sobs* and i thought he was an opposer of the "LOVE" and "FRIENDSHIP" group, turns out i wan WRONG, so sad =( )
9. Harry Potter(YOU, ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE, AND STAY THAT WAY.WHAT ARE DOING ALIVE AGAIN?)
10. Ron Weasley(HAHHA. he's funny, BUT HE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CONTROL HIS FREAKING TEMPER =] )

2007-07-28T07:02:00.000-07:00

—Ever Had—
Chicken pox: yeah,too bad i dont have it now, then i wouldnt need to go to school...*sobs* too bad =]
Sore throat: yeah, and i really HATE having it..makes u drink so much damn water, then u have to go to the damned toilet,waste of time and water T.T
Stitches: nope, and i hope ill NEVER need them *shudders* =)
Broken nose: not today, not ever, i hope *praying hard* >_<
—Do You—
Like picnics? ARE U CRAZY?GOING OUT FOR A STUPID PICNIC WHEN YOU CAN STAY AT HOME USING THE COM??
Like School? school, yeah. lessons, NO =D
—Final Questions—
What are you listening to right now? sound of the cars zooming past my window; WHOOOOSSSHHHH!!! hmm...i dont think thats the sound...=.=" who cares =)
Hated someone in your family? sometimes...T.T
What car do you wish to have? O.O car made of gold, SELL IT AND BECOME A MILLIONAIRE, WAHAHA =)
Can you sing? Sure i can, just that all the glass in the vicinity shatter =]
Indoors or outdoors: BOTH.
—Random—
21. Do you like someone at the moment:
i MIGHT, and i MIGHT NOT =) in any case, ur not gonna noe about it =P
22. What books are you reading right now?
HARRY POTTER, LAST BOOK, HOORAY =]

2007-07-23T01:01:00.000-07:00

Spell your name without "a"
jen wong hnyi [=.= what the fish is this??]
Are you single?
lalala..skipping =)
What’s your favorite number?:
19 =)
Favorite color?:
black, white and grey [even though black and white are not exactly colors..]
Least favorite color?:
pink =.=
What are you listening to right now?:
the sound of the fan; whoooossh... or something like that anyway...
Sins?:
im SELFISH, im GREEDY, im ..well, you know the rest =)
Are you happy with your life right now?:
quite =]
What was/is your favorite subject in school?:
ENGLISH, MR HOS STORIES!! XD
Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?:
hah?what the fish are those places?
How do you get/make money?:
my mother n fatehr give me lah, too bad, i cant earn it myself...=)
Are you outgoing?:
nope, STAY AT HOME AND SLEEP =)
One word to describe you?:
SARCASTIC =)
Do you like Big Macs?:
nope, but i like mcspicy =)
Do you own big sunglasses?:
O.O i dont have, its a WASTE OF MONEY, when you can just use a thick piece of toilet paper to block the sunlight =)
Where do you wish you were right now?:
in my bed, sleeping =) BY MYSELF
What should you be doing right now?:
hmm...what should i be doing?
Do you have a crush on anyone right now?:
why should i tell you? =x

2007-07-23T00:59:00.001-07:00

sorry this is abit late, but anw,
HAPPI BIFDAE RUIXIN, MY KE AI DER AH MEI, HOPE YOU WILL FOREVER BE HAPPY =)

2007-07-19T07:20:00.000-07:00

took these photos using camera since my damned handphone can't transfer the pics..=.="

MY AH SAI!! FROM CLEMENT DADDIE =) AH SAI IS SO CUTE, RITE?

MY BIRD, LOL.[DONT anyhow think hor] but it flew away during july holidays =( i hope its still alive =)

MY DOG DRACO!!CUTE OR NOT??WO AI NI,DRACO!!!XD

MY FISHING ROD, FROM RX AH MEI =)

MY HANG FROM THE ZIPPER THINGY, FROM DENISE AH JIE =)

hmm..see if can upload more pics nxt time, but it takes a damn long time to upload =.="

2007-07-19T03:27:00.000-07:00

got presents today =) from ruixin; a FISHING ROD!!YES!! I FINALLY GOT IT!! =) from denise; a cute hingy to hang on a zipper with my name on it =] from daddi; a CUTE MUSHROOM TOY!! HAO KE AI!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I NAMED IT ; AH SAI =) EVERYONE, SAE HELLO TO AH SAI =) anw, THKS EVERYONE =)

i dont know whether to believe you or not...whether its just to make me happy or is it true...

2007-07-18T04:03:00.000-07:00

[[IN THE PAST MONTH]]
1. Kissed someone?
- =.= nope.
2. Slept in a friend's bed?:
- girl de bed, yes, for sleepover. guy de bed, NO.
3. Snuck someone over?
- nope.
4. Sneak out of your own house?:
- nope, but i wish i could..=( too bad..
5. Got in a car?:
- of course. Otherwise i would have to spend alot of money just getting an airplane to fly me to my destinations & that would be a watse of PRECIOUS money =)

6. Gone over your cell phone bill?:
- umm...yes? =)
8. Drove somewhere?:
- nope, too bad, cause I WANNA DRIVE. PUT MY FOOT DOWN ON THE ACCELERATOR, DRIVE AT 120 KM/HR, WHOOPEE!!!
9. Done something you regret?
- LOTS MAN, DONT EVEN START ASKING =.=

[[LAST]]
Person you hugged:
- my dog =) WO AI SI NI, DRACO!!
Person to call you?:
- Mc. dun thk wrong, he's my kacheng, its onli normal de lor.
Last time you took a shower?:
- this morning =) wahaha, i stink =]
When was the last time you felt stupid?:
- just now, when i banged my head..=.=
When was the last time you walked/ran over a mile?:
- TODAY!! AND I WAS PAISEH CAUSE I WASNT SUPPOSED TO RUN.LOL.PAISEH.
Who was the last person that made you cry?:
- i cant remember, cause it was over a year ago...=.=
Who was the last person you watched a movie with?
- my AH MEI, IM GONNA WATCH WITH MY AH MEI AND 2 KACHENGS SOON!!
Who was the last person you danced with?:
- i dont even know how to dance and i dont wanna know, ty.
Who makes you smile most?:
- RX, DENISE, CHER AND GALVIN =)
What are you listening to right now?
- nothing. there's COMPLETE silence now. i can hear the birds calling.LOL, BIRDS =)

SAD SECTION
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- yup, and i woke up in the morning with my eyes tiny and red =.= my advice; DONT CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP OR CRY IN YOUR SLEEP, UNLESS YOU WANNA BE CALLED "TINY EYES" =]
Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
- nope. but i wish i could...
Do you have a crush who is attached?
- how would you know if i even HAVE a crush?

HAPPY SECTION
Are you a happy person?
- im an OPTIMISTIC person, SEE?
What/Who can always make you happy?
- my kachengs, my ah mei and my jie =)
Do you wish you were happier?
- yeah, i wish i could ALWAYS be happy~
Is being happy overrated?
- NOPE, ITS GD FOR YOUR HEALTH =)
Can music make you happy?
- nope, it hust makes me feel peaceful, and thats not considered happy T.T
How many times have you had your heart broken?
- once, tmd =.=
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?
- nope
Anyone besides your friends/family ever said they loved you?
- well, other than those people, what other people would?

RELATIONSHIP SECTION
Are you in a relationship?
- nope =)
Are you happy?
- i guess =)
Do you look at other girls/boys?
- cannot ar? is there a rule that say you cannot look at guys? even if there is,too bad, cause i feel very bu shuang =]
Think your honest?
- YEAH, IM SO "HONEST". you know, ive NEVER lied before. =) LOL.

before i end my posting, let me soing a song for you. =) AND ITS COPYRIGHTED.

DA BIAN AR DA BIAN

XIAO BIAN AR XIAO BIAN

ZHONG BIAN AR ZHONG BIAN

PANG SAI AR PANG SAI

LAO SAI AR LAO SAI

KANASAI AR KANASAI

全部都是 NI DE SAI =)

THATS THE END, DA BIAN.

2007-07-16T05:54:00.000-07:00

FAVOURITES
Club?
- hmmm...i dont think i have one =)
Fast food restaurant?
- MCDONALDS!! GIMME!!!
Snack?
- Chocolate and ice cream [ i wanna eat it now...T.T]
TV show?
- hor...i think i forgot =]
Ice-cream?
- MOO MOO, THE COW ICE CREAM!! XD

HAVE YOU EVER
Hugged someone?
- Yeah, my hao cousin, that was last week =)
Been on the phone until the sun came up?'
-Nope. hu would be crazy enough to do that?
Put a song on repeat for more than an hour?
- Nope, my ears hurt after listening for 45 minutes =]
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
- Nope, but i HAVE laughed so hard that i practically rolled on the floor =3

LAST
Person you talked to in person?
- my cousin =]
Person you last talked to online?
- CHERMAINE CHIOBU
Person you last talked to on the phone?
- um..... mc ?
Person messaged you?When?
- my daddie, at 8.47 pm
Person who made you laugh?
-
Last person who told you they loved you?
- none.

CURRENT
Current Mood
- pissed. SHOOOOOO.
Whats sitting on your lap?
- nothing.
Current hair?
- black

I Ought To Be Doing?
- homework

2007-07-14T04:04:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUN LENG =) hope that u will b happy on this dae, n blahblahblah =]
hope u get alot of presents =)

2007-07-12T00:13:00.000-07:00

1) Full name: Jean Wong Hanyi [pretty long right?]
2) Name backwards: hmm..this is difficult...iynah gnow naej [walao, wat sort of freaking name is this?]
3) Were you named after anyone?: [ not that i know of, but DEFINITELY not after jean yip, we're COMPLETELY different. jean yip is chio bu, unlike me lor =) ]
4) Does your name mean anything?: JEANS lor, ppl wear it ALL the time =) LOL
5) Nick name(s): Fishy, Bean, but right now ppl mostly call me Fishy or Fish =]
6) Screen Name(s): JEAN
7) Date of birth: 19/7/94
8) Place of birth: Singapore lah
9) Nationality: Singaporean lor
10) Current location: Singapore, where else?
11) Sign: CANCER [*GASP*, i have cancer!!]
12) Religion: Nothing [There's something called "i don't belive in anything or anyone",did you know that?]
13) Height:161 cm
14) Weight: 47 kg [quite heavy hor? but im not overweight =) ]
15) Shoe size: forgot le =) very convenient hor?
16) Hair colour: Black
17) Eye colour: VERY dark brown
18) What do you look like : a human =)
19) Innie or outie?: ....wtf is this?
20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Righty
21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: GAY, lol.
22) Best friend(s): RUIXIN, CHERMAINE, DENISE AND SOK HUI =)
23) Best friend you trust the most: RUIXIN AND CHERMAINE!! XD
24) Best friends {your sex}: repeat question 22's answer.
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: =P if i told you, you would say that i like him, so too bad =)
26) Best bud(s): REPEAT QUESTION 22'S ANSWER
27) Boyfriend/girlfriend: lol, i got a girlfriend, in fact 4 of them =)
28) Crush: nope, i don't have one.
29) Parent(s): clement & sok hui, lol.
30) Worst enemy: qi hong =)
31) Favourite online guy(s): hmmm..mc?
32) Favourite online girl(s): RUIXIN
33) Funniest friend: Rx
34) Craziest friend: Rx=]
35) Advisor friend: ruixin and cher =]
36) Loudest friend: DENISE =)
37) Person you cry with: i didnt cry with a friend before...
38) Any sisters?: o.o 2, denise jiejie, ruixin meimei =)
39) Any brothers?: YA, blood brothers; 1, another 1 is half brother =) i got 2 non-related ah-kors =]
40) Any pets?: DRACO!!!
41) A disease?: YES, I HAVE CANCER!! [LOL]
42) A pager?: nope =3
43) A personal phone line?: [what the fish is that?]
44) A cellphone?: YEAH, AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT =)
45) A lava lamp?: nope
46) A pool or hot tub?: none, and i dont want it anyway. =3
47) A car?: yes...a toy one =)
Describe Your...
48) Personality: OPTIMISTIC and a RETARD =)
49) Driving: it sucks, played car game in arcade once, and i couldn't even steer properly lor =.="
50) Car or one you want: I DON'T WANT A FREAKING CAR, I WANNA NEW HANDPHONE!!
51) Room: quite clean....if you don't look too carefully =)
52) Something you find missing: and the question means?DESCRIBE SOMETHING YOU FIND MISSING.: O.O i KNOW, i lost it today and i founf=d it again after sch!! Its red, and long and thin and hard and and and...i can't think of anything else, but pls DON'T think of "that thing"..
53) School: HOORAY, but lessons suck =)
54) Bed: an object that is used for sleeping & "another certain action".

~FIN~

2007-07-11T23:54:00.000-07:00

Don’t cheat.
It’s pretty good.
Write your answers underneath the question.
The answers are at the bottom, BUT dont cheat.
Then repost this for others to answer.

1.Your favorite color out of: red, black, green, blue, yellow?
black.
2. Your first initial?
J
3. What month were you born in?
July =)
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
black [too bad i cant choose both....=( ]5. Name one of your friends?
RUIXIN AND CHERMAINE!! i dun care if it saes 1, i wanna put 2 =)
6. Your favorite number?
hmm... 13 . its my index no., even though its supposed to be unlucky =]
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
FLYING!! FLY IN THE SKY AND GET KNOCKED DOWN BY A AIRPLANE, HAHA
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
o.o ocean, can make sand thingys at the beach =)

9. Think of a wish, but don’t write it.

Answers
1. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
Yellow - You are a very happy person..

2. If you’re initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. [i have? i didnt know that]
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life- changing experience for the good.[ i dont wanna experience it!! >_<]

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. [...=.= i doubt it...]
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend. [YAY =) I HAVE TWO BEST FRIENDS!!]
6. This is how many true friends you have in your lifetime. [o.o relli? i want more.. =) ]

7. If you choose:
Flying: You like adventure. [I DONT, I WANNA STAY AT HOME!!]
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and yourself are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people but have many emotions [damn rih=ght lor, i can get agitated at the tiniest thing =) see, im so "HONEST"]
9. This wish will come true only if you repost this “Emotion Test. Don’t Cheat”

btw, ruixin also post the same quiz cause we rip from same person, you don't get wrong idea hor =3

2007-07-09T03:42:00.000-07:00

thanks ruixin, for listening to me, and mc for trying to cheer me up, even if u didnt really manage it =) thks cher, for cheering me up as well, although u didnt even noe that u were doing it =.= i'll try to cheer up, except i dont think that i even need to try, cause normally im very optimistic, right? XD i dont noe if i can take it when the time comes, but i hope it wont be soon cause i wanna put it off as long as i can...

2007-06-30T04:54:00.000-07:00

1. Like to walk under the rain?
ya, its sort of fun, even though it gets my clothes wet..=.=
2.Sleep with or without clothes on?
WITH, I PREFER TO KEEP MY CLOTHES ON, TY
3.Prefer black or blue pens?
both =)
4.Dressed up as what on Halloween?
ghost, just a white sheet, SO EASY =)
5.Like to travel?
nope, just stay at home in an air-conditioned room, use the com =]
6.Like someone in a BGR relationship?
hmmm...NOPE =3
7.Do they know?
does hu noe?
9.Think you're attractive?
nope =) the REAL chiobus are RUIXIN MEIMEI and CHER KACHENG XD
10.Want to marry?
NO TY, I WISH TO REMAIN SINGLE for the rest of my freaking life =]
11.Who?
who what?
12.Alaska or Hawaii?
How about Singapore? Its got lots of fun stuff to do, such as STAYING HOME AND USING THE COM. =)
13.Are you a good student?
YES!! i NEVER tell any lies, i pay attention in class and im always neat and tidy =)
actually, the previous 2 sentences were crap, im actually a BAD student, messy, tuck out shirt, tells LOTS of lies and never pays attention in class =)
14.Are you currently in a relationship?
nope =D hooray, LETS CELEBRATE =]
16.Christmas or HAlloween?
CHRISTMAS!! LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS!!!
17.Colored or black-and-white photo?
hmmm, depends what the picture is about, but i guess it would be black and white anyway =.=
18.Do long distance relationships work?
sure, i even have a GREAT example of it =)
19.Do you believe in astrology?
i dont even noe what the hell that is, except that its something about space, i think..
20.Do you believe in God?
not really...
21.Do you believe in love at first sight?
hmmm... no =)
22.Do you consider yourself the life of the party?
not at all =) i hate parties >_<
23.Are u an outgoing person?
not rwally, but if i the activity is cycling or roller-skating, BRING IT ON =)
24.Do you have a job?
yep, as a student. =) but where's my monthly pay?
25.Do you make fun of other people?
i think normally people make fun of ME =) but i dont mind much, as long as they're my friends
26.Do you think dreams eventually come true?
nope, i ESPECIALLY dont want my nightmares to come true...
30. Chocolates or Candy?
BOTH!! but i love chocolate more =)
33.Favorite food?
hmmm..there's such a long list, so i wont write it down =]
34.Go to the movies or rent?
go to the movies =] i like going out with my friends to watch XD
37.How's the weather right now?
a bit warm, nut i have the fan on =]
38.Hug or kiss?
HUG!! but it depends who...
39.Last person you talked to on the phone?
andrew senior, telling me what to wear for CO =.=
40.Last time you showered?
5 minutes ago =)
41.Loud or soft music?
LOUD!! TURN UP THE VOLUME AS LOUD AS YOU CAN!! =]
42.McDonalds or Burger King?
MCDONALDS!!
43. Baths or shower?
showr, cause its faster and doesnt waste so much time =)
44.Night or day?
day, theres lots of light and i dont need to waste electricity like im doing now..=.="
45.Number of pillows on ur bed?
two, but only use one T.T
46.Piano or guitar?
O.O i wanna learn guitar!! XD
47.Read or write?
both =)
49.Snow or water?
snow first, then water =) i wanna play in the snowy snow and then swim =]
50.nothing.
.....=.=
51.what clothes are you wearing?
shirt and shorts on the outside =)
52.What did you drink today?
water, ribena and more water =)
53.What's ur wallpaper on your mobile?
a cat =) MEOW MEOW MEOW!!
54.What's right next to you?
the tv =D but im not watching anything
55.What's your bedtime?
todae, i can sleep whenever i want. HOORAY!!
56. nothing again.
stop talking crap lah you
57.Wat time do you get up in the morning?
weekend: normally 9 or 10 plus. =) weekday: 5.20 am =.=

2007-06-27T01:27:00.000-07:00

1.would you rather… ?
[x]always forget your name when asked
[ ]never remember anyone else's name
2.would you rather?
[x]read minds
[ ]be invisible
3.would you rather?
[ ]love and not be loved back
[x]be loved and not love
4.would you rather?
[x]not hear
[ ]not see
5.would you rather?
[x]always be cold
[ ]always be hot
6.would you rather?
[x]scream at the top of your lungs for an hour(i have to energy to do that yeah?)
[ ]have your eyes glued shut for a day
7.would you rather?
[]eliminate hunger disease
[ ]be able to bring lasting world peace
[x]both will be great. ;D
8.would you rather?
[ ]be stranded on a deserted island alone
[ ]be stranded with someone you hate
[x]acutally makes no difference, cause i'll still kill that idiot whom i hate and remain alone.
9.would you rather?
[ ]drink a cup of tears
[x]or a quart of HOT water
10.would you rather?
[ ]be two feet taller, hey, i want to be like tim duncan.
[x]be two feet shorter
11.would you rather?
[x]see the future
[ ]change the past
12.would you rather?
[x]not be able to stand
[ ]not be able to sit
13.would you rather?
[x]be a billionaire
[ ]be known all over the world
14.would you rather?
[x]not be able to leave your house
[ ]or your car
15.would you rather?
[x]have your phone call listened in on
[ ]have your in-person conversations be recorded
16.would you rather?
[x]roll in a pile of crap [AH-HEM]
[ ]be thrown in a pool of lard
17.would you rather?
[ ]not be able to talk
[x]not be able to stop talking
18.would you rather?
[x]fight a lion[land is safer then water =)]
[ ]fight a shark(jaws is a cool show)
19.would you rather?
[x]be known as yourself and die tomorrow
[ ]live fifty more years as someone you are not
20.would you rather?
[ ]eat 2 tubs of ice-cream
[x]eat a basket full of your favourites chocolates and snacks

another 1...

Q.How old are you?
12 years old =)
Q.Do you love your school?
hmmm,ya, but i wuld love it even more if some ppl and teachers got kicked out of it =]
Q.Do you love your life?
it's crappish, but when i compare it those unfortunate children, i guess i feel lucky...
Q.Do you love your friends?
DENFINITELY, especially my MEIMEI, KACHENG, JIEJIE AND MARMIE =)
Q.Who's your best friend of the opposite sex?
hah? i dun noe, and i wuldnt wanna tell you anyway =)
Q.Do you like black?
ya, but i aso like white, white and black, i love it even more XD
Q.Do you like to meet new people?
yeah, its good to socialise more with people and make more friends =)
Q.Are you high classed?
i have no idea what that means and i dun want to check a dictionary, so too bad =]
Q.If someone told you another person said something bad about you what would you say?
O.O too bad, cause i dont care anyway =]
Q.Name one person you would like to kiss this moment.
hmmm, NO ONE =) well, mayb my dog..
Q.Do you want to get back together with one of your exs?
i dun even have a boyfreiend, cause i look too much like a pontianak and i dun want one anyway..=.=
Q.What is/are your favourite song/s?
the lists too long, but my favorite of them all is simple plan, im just a kid, which is my blog song now =)
Q.What is your favourite sport?
errmm...cycling and roller-skating
Q.Are you on MSN/Ym 24/7?
nope, im supposed to be banned from using it, in fact.. =)
Q.Will you block someone you didnt know if he or she added you in MSN/YM?
nope, i would get to know that person first, if he/she is a b**** or a b******, then block =)
Q.Do you like ice-cream?
a few flavors, like chocolate =]
Q.What flavor is best?
chocolate >_<.Do you like dogs?
OF COURSE, i have one too XD
Q.Do you like your sibling(s)?
my younger brother,sometimes, sometimes not, but i dun relli noe my big brother, so im not sure...
Q.Are you bored doing this?
nope, in fact, im wishing that there were more questions...=.=
Q.Do you enjoy being in school?
with friends and classmates,DEFINITELY!!in class studying, NO TY =]
Q.What’s your plan on the last day of school?
i wanna go out wif my meimie, marmie, jiejie and kacheng, go somewere plae XD
Q.What would you do if suddenly one of your friends hated you?
i would feel RELLI sad, especially if it was one of my best friends... =(
Q.What would you do if a guy flirts with you?
tell him to f*** off and flirt with someone else =)

dats the end, c u =)

2007-06-27T01:00:00.000-07:00

haizz..now im in the same boat wif ruixin le....=.= i noe how she feels abt those "cats" xcept that her case is worse...f***, i relli dun like the feeling, i HATE IT..ruixin, lets tong gan gong ku together ba..

2007-06-25T02:00:00.000-07:00

1. Whose picture is it that you keep in your wallet?;
ar....ruixin de pic, denise de pic, my pic, my cousin de pic =)

2. What time do you usually go to bed?;
i go to bed by 9.40 pm, but i fall asleep at 10.15 pm

3. What was the last thing you did before filling this survey?;
i breathed

4. Who are the people you always meet the most?;
ruixin, my jiejie n my kacheng =]

5. Who's the person you're gonna call if you need help?;
depends what kind of help i need, but usually it wuld b probably be my meimei,kacheng or jiejie

6. What's on your mind right now?;
i wanna stay here and use the com for a longer period..

7. Who's number on your speed dials?;
i dun hav any number on my speed dials =)

8. With whom do you wanna be to have fun?;
my meimei, my kacheng, my jiejie,n my marmie

9. What movie do u wanna watch now?;
harry potter 5, but too bad, it hasnt opened yet..=(

10. When was the last time you went out?;
um, does staying in school mean out?

11. Who do you hate the most for now?;
i cant sae, becuse it wuldnt b nice =)

12. When was the first time you slept alone?;
i ALWAYS sleep alone

13. What do you wanna do for now?;
STAY HERE AND CONTINUE USING THE COM!!!XD

14. What do you do everyday besides eat and sleep?;
breathe, move, talk and think

15. What could piss you off?;
my meimei pretending not to hear me or my kacheng becoming stubborn =.=

16. are you a animal lover?;
YA, but onli dogs, cats n FISHIESand etc, except insects =)

17. Colors that make you happy?;
white and black >_<

18. Most fav thing in your room?;
hmmm...my handphone

19. What was the last thing you bought for your room?;
ar..i dont think i can remember...

20. Any instruments in your room? what is it?;
none, but i will have soon =.=

21. Can you cook?;
nope, and i dont care =)

22. Miss someone?;
YA, a WHOLE LOT of ppl, even though one is currentlyt sitting right beside me XD

23. Plan to buy something?;
OF COURSE, but the list is too long to fit in here, so too bad =]

24. Are you satisfied with your life now?;
Half of me is satisfied when i think of unfortunate kids, the other half is not when i think of the com T.T

25. Do you like seafood?;
FISH!!!:)

26. Breakfast or dinner?;
brunch =))

27. What do you usually eat for breakfast?;
nothing =)

28. Did you eat breakfast today?;
nope

29. Do you recycle?;
umm, does last year count?

30. Do u have a laptop?;
sadly, no..=(

31. What is your favourite fastfood?;
MCDONALDS CHICKEN MCNUGGETS!! XD

32. Cats or dogs?;
FISH!!

33. Salty or sweet?;
hmm, sweet =)

34. City or country?;
Half city half country?

35. How do you prefer to spend your holiday?;
playing the com and smsing

36. Is kissing normal for your age?;
hmmm, no =) becuse most of the ppl i noe dun kiss =)

ripped this from an unknown someone =)

2007-06-25T01:01:00.000-07:00

new students in our students todae, both girls =) [hooray, the number of girls is increased!!XD] one is called rebecca, from australia, the other is called dippshika [paiseh if speell wrong =)] even though they cannot see this, anw, welcome to 1E1!! I gaurantee 100% that after staying in this class for a few weeks, you will definitely "LOVE" this class =] hope that you can make new friends, and get to noe us more >_< ya, anw, i thk that's it =) ty for your kind attention

2007-06-16T06:47:00.000-07:00

CHAO funni de show =] LOL
>>

2007-06-06T18:53:00.000-07:00

ripped from another person dat i dun noe..
QUIZ YAY. :DLIAN/BENG QUIZ:
[ ]you prefer contact lenses than specs.
[ ]you always make up.
[ ]you like dressing up.
[x]you don't like tucking in your shirt.
[ ]you own many mini skirts.
[ ]you wear socks below your ankle.
[x]you hate reading books/studying.
[ ]you despise ugly people/nerds.
[x]you own several/one computer.
[x]you play more than you study.
[x]hands in work late occasionally.
[ ]you have been late for school before.
[ ]you drink/smoke.
[ ]don't bring extra pins/clips.
[ ]hangs out with popular people in your class.
[x]you have a slingbag/handbag.
[ ]all teachers don't care/despise you.
[ ]you failed countless tests before.
[x]you come home and play computer than do homework.
[ ]Have been in more than 5 relationships
SCORE: 7/20
7x5=35 >>35% ah lian
so "sad" , i failed =]
yay, im nt an ah lian >.<

2007-06-05T18:39:00.000-07:00

ripped from sm1 i dun noe...

Pick your birthday month:
January = i punched
February = i squeezed
March = i talked to
April = i made out with
May = i kicked
June = i slapped
July = i threw
August = i ate
September = i choked
October = i shot
November = i hurt
December = i killed

Now, the day of your birthday:
1 = an oldie
2 = my teacher
3 = my sibling
4 = an asshole
5 = a limping man
6 = a drug addict
7 = a hobo
8 = a celebrity
9 = my neighbour
10 = my friend
11 = a rotten apple
12 = a stuff toy
13 = a notebook
14 = emo people
15 = a cd player
16 = a toothbrush
17 = pete wentz
18 = crap
19 = a guitar player
20 = a skeleton
21 = a tomato
22 = my shot gun
23 = my alarm clock
24 = my clothes
25 = a canary
26 = a young kitten
27 = a gold digger
28 = a soldier
29 = a bastard
30 = a terrorist
31 = a vampire

Your favorite color:
Black = in a haunted house
White = at my house
Red = in a concert
Yellow = in my friend's backyard
Orange = on a rooftop
Green = in a jungle
Blue = in the ocean
Purple = at school
Grey = in a shopping mall
Pink = in my cousin's room
Multi-colored = in a cemetery
Nothing = in a bar

And, your favorite music:
Rock = because i rock
Pop = because i'm good
Metal = because i'm evil
Country = because i'm sexy
Rap = because i'm a gangster
Soul = because i'm crazy
Rnb = because i keep it real
Punk = because i do it for world domination
Nothing = because i'm a loser
Anything = because i love you

I threw a guitar player in a huanted house because i'm a gangster and because i do it for world domination. Relli? i didnt noe dat i was a gangster...=.=

2007-06-04T05:02:00.000-07:00

went out at 10 40 am todae, wake up early secretly go n use com, rx introduce me to her kacheng galvin XD daddi go n send me to bukit gombak mrt station, 1 min late onli =] rx waiting there alrdy, i c her look so cute nia XD
took mrt to chao chu kang de lot 1, rx wanted to take neoprint so we go lor, take take take, den go n eat lunch at sakae sushi :)
Accidentally spilled my drink while trying to stop ruixin from taking pics of me. in the end, she still took them, ta ma de =.=
rx sais we were supposed to meet some ppl, [alif, khairul, jas, galvin, iggy, and kian hong ].
planning to watch shrek 3,hung around lor. wandered around the arcade, went window-shopping. just on the 3rd floor rx grabbed my arm and positively screamed "omg, iggy they all come liao!! " turned around to go inside shop,didnt want them to see us. they went up to the 4th floor to buy tickets, we followed, cause also had to buy tickets. followed the guys around, got my first good look at galvin =) watched the movie, then went to arcade.played basketball for a while, in which my aiming positively sucked. T.T playplay dao time to go home, so said bye to all & went off ~

2007-06-03T18:37:00.000-07:00

>>>(Chinese Version)
>>>Chuang qian ming yue guang
>>>Yi shi di shang shuang
>>>Ju tou wang ming yue Di tou shi gu xiang

>>>(English Version)
>>>The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
>>>Like white frost spreading on the ground
>>>I look up the bright round moon in the sky And lower my head thinking of
>>>my dear hometown

>>>(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
>>>Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
>>>Think Is Floor White White Lift Head See Moon Moon
>>>Bow Head Miss Home Home...

>>>(Ah-Beng Version)
>>>Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
>>>Think Think Go Pang Sai Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
>>>BS While Lau Sai

>>>(Latest Reservist Army Version)
>>>Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
>>>Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
>>>Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
>>>Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

>>>(Osama version)
>>>No friend at my side
>>>Think think Bush will fight
>>>Lift head but where to hide?
>>>This time don't know when will die ?

>>>(Bush version)
>>>Can't sleep since that night
>>>Think think where he hide ?
>>>Bomb bomb friends will say I phai
>>>No choice ask them go fly kite
---credits to lyn

BOOHOO, KACHENG GOING OVERSEAS TMR!!!! sobs

2007-05-30T06:12:00.000-07:00

kacheng , since u going overseas to live wif de fishes, u muz aso do some fishing over dere =] every1 will miss u derh, so muz brg back a lot of souveniers reward us hor!!! =P

2007-05-30T03:23:00.000-07:00

*sobs* kacheng, i understand ur feelings abt dat wonderful phone... mayb if study hard n get gd exam results den parents will buy de hp.....so mani ppl in 1e1 got it alrdy...=( at least ur hp better den my 1... my 1 sux like shit...but at least is hp ba...no hp even worse....i noe u cannot live wifout de hp.....haizz.... but mayb i can XD nthg to crap abt,bb.....

2007-05-20T23:36:00.000-07:00

[[ripped from 8 days]]
~10 things you shouldn't say to the policeman who just pulled you over~
-Can you hold my beer while i take out my licence?
-Okay, okay, so i'm naked, but at least i put on my seat belt
-This is about me and your wife, isn't it?
-Can you sing the YMCA song for me please?With actions!!
-I don't have anything to do with the dead body in the boot.
-I'm not drunk. I'm only mentally unstable.
-I only had one can....I mean, glass.No, wait....The big one is called a barrel, correct?
-Speed limits are for peasants. I am an elite.
-Eh, can i touch your gun? Just for a short while lah!!
-I love you.
In case you didn't notice, dats de end. Tyty, n bye.

2007-05-18T01:18:00.000-07:00

HAPPI BIFDAE TO SOK HUI MARMIE!!!!! MAY U SOON RECOVER FROM UR ILLNESS AND COME BAC TO SCH TO NAG AT ME AGAIN!!!XD

ok, dats all I wan to rite, bb
lols

2007-05-10T02:53:00.000-07:00

wa, finally FREE LIAO!!! EXAM OVER!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!XD 2dae just finish de at exam, like so long lor, my mother wan take me n denise ruixin go shopping,we sit de bus go my hse 1st, den de bus so unsteady lor, i drop some of my colour pencils, almost lose my balance.... reach home den my mother got stomachache, so den we 3 go bac near sch dere de playground play, "decorate" it wif a lot of crap XD den we feeling thirsty go by smthg drink, ...den...^^ we for fun sit de mrt to yio chu kang, den sit bac....den we on de mrt go c one short short de guy veri like wee leong, den ruixin go take some pics of him, lol, he more shuai den de real wee leong lor XD dat dun mean i like him, pls dun get de rong idea, ty.....den aso got 2 girls com n stare at us, go n point point, like c us veri bu shuang de yang zi, walao, i c u 2 aso veri buey song lah. den after get 2 yio chu kang sit bac, denise at choa chu kang get off, den ruixin n me at bukit gombak get off, den i walk all de long way 2 de bus stop, sit in de bus, feel veri sleepy, fall asleep few times, but den can wake up in time, get off de bus go home...

2007-04-28T02:41:00.000-07:00

actually dun wan 2 post de, but now posting...just wan 2 sae will not be posting for...for....for...aiya, for a long period of time lah, dun care until wen =p exams coming liao, onli 2 days away, after exams den........CAN GO CRAZY LIAO!!!!! PLAY COM UNTIL DIZZY, GO OUT WIF FRENS EVERY WEEK!!!!.....mayb not dat kua zhang ba, =.= i dun thk parents wll allow anyway de, but if get gd results can get new handphone XD hopefully can get gd results.....haizz....
to all my frens : study hard for de coming exams hor XD
ok, no crap 2 sae liao, going on loooong holiday le.....

2007-04-15T02:06:00.000-07:00

feeling sian..i go copy de quiz de questions from a website..credits to [[http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/]] n cher bacuse i get de idea from her,got 1 dirty joke..

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry.""No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.""I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup'
cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.

3/4 cerdits 2 cher n de oder 1/4 to coolfunnyjokes.com XD

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BOOHOO, KACHENG GOING OVERSEAS TMR!!!! *sobs*

BOOHOO, KACHENG GOING OVERSEAS TMR!!!! sobs